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August 29th, 2018, 05:58 PM | #13741 |
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I tried to read that,I couldn't stay awake...
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August 29th, 2018, 09:42 PM | #13742 |
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August 30th, 2018, 03:59 AM | #13743 |
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August 30th, 2018, 09:51 AM | #13744 |
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Last night I threw away a boomerang
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August 30th, 2018, 10:21 AM | #13745 |
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What do You call a boomerang that doesn't come back ?
A stick...
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August 30th, 2018, 05:29 PM | #13746 |
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it any longer!
The woman goes into her supervisor’s office, tells him what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man. The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, “What’s sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, “He’s a midget!”
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August 30th, 2018, 05:44 PM | #13747 |
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Fearing that he would be late for an important business meeting in London, a motorist was beginning to panic because he couldn’t find a parking space. Street after street was full, and growing ever more desperate, he decided to seek help from the Almighty.
Looking up to Heaven, he said: “Lord, please help me out here. If you find me a parking space, I’ll give up drink and women and go to Mass every Sunday.” Then as he turned the corner, miraculously a parking space appeared. He looked skyward again and said: “Never mind, I found one.”
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August 30th, 2018, 11:21 PM | #13748 |
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What goes "Dark purple, and black and black, black and black and black"?
A 'Goth' singing a rainbow.
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August 30th, 2018, 11:35 PM | #13749 |
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I've had a sinking feeling about my scuba business for a while. Business is going great.
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August 31st, 2018, 01:57 PM | #13750 |
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