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September 11th, 2018, 10:46 PM	#1491
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September 12th, 2018, 12:46 PM	#1492
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September 12th, 2018, 05:51 PM	#1493
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	The doctor to the patient: I have some good news and some bad news. The good news are the girl will recover. The bad news are she was HIV positive Last edited by ball7; September 12th, 2018 at 07:27 PM..

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September 13th, 2018, 01:20 PM	#1494
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 14th, 2018, 10:41 AM	#1495
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I once got told off for saying the word "Nigger" at a Clan meeting.

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September 14th, 2018, 02:55 PM	#1496
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I once got told off for saying the word "Nigger" at a Clan meeting.

Sheeesh! Even the Clan are going all 'PC'!

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The doctor to the patient:
I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news are the girl will recover.
The bad news are she was HIV positive

The doctor to the patient: I have some bad news can you change nappies (diapers)?
- Are we having a baby?
- No, you have bowel cancer.

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