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Old February 15th, 2018, 08:19 PM   #721
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Depends on which Brad you are talking about.

Why did you set fire to that Wicker Man?
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Sacrifices have to be made..

Oh Say,Can You see ?
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Old February 16th, 2018, 10:35 AM   #723
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A: No. I'm all bleary eyed in the dawn's early light.
Q: What would Jesus do?
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Tell his dad.

Why should you not face Mekka when praying?
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A. Because Bingo is a game of chance, praying won't help, let those balls bounce

Q. Has the US got secret bases on the Moon?
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A. Yes,All Your base are belong to US..

Q.What's Your definition of "Is" ?
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A. Half of Isis or a filleted fish

Q. If we didn't start the fire who did ??
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The Doctor.

Where you only supposed to only blow the bloody doors off?
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No, that was my ex girlfriend but she was so disappointed with Jim Morrison she left the rest of the band alone.

Does a Mars a day help you work, rest and play?
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A: Yes...and as an added bonus it will boost your cholesterol into double figures.
Q: If there is a god, why do all the foods that are healthy taste like crap?
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