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Old January 24th, 2016, 06:30 PM   #781
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"If she don't take it up the ass then she ain't got no class!"
An all time favorite from a true wordsmith.
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Old January 25th, 2016, 02:20 PM   #782
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I finally got a new monitor to go with my PC that I built last August, in the hope of doing some PC gaming. Due to buying 2 GTX 980TIs, I got 2 codes for a free download of Metal Gear Solid V. I got the monitor a couple weeks ago, I finally try to claim the game, and it turns out the codes are expired. The e-mail from Amazon didn't mention an expiration date. I never played any of the MGS games, so it's not defeating in that respect, rather that it sucks not to know there was an expiration date to these codes.
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...an expiration date...
...what happens if you roll the date back on your computer?
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Old January 26th, 2016, 09:07 AM   #784
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Anal seems to be an all-important ..........

Back in the big band era
I just had an idea .... The perfectly titled In The Mood by Glenn Miller for porn music, but only anal scenes
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An all time favorite from a true wordsmith.
Credenza "Word" Smith, 1932-2007, noted proctologist.
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Old January 26th, 2016, 01:57 PM   #786
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"If she don't take it up the ass then she ain't got no class!"

An all time favorite from a true wordsmith.
He certainly was a true wordsmith in the OJ Simpson case in getting OJ acquitted!

How about Johnny's famous, "If it don't fit you must acquit"?

Was he referring to anal??
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Was he referring to anal??
With Marcia Clarke ???
Though, that Judge Ito was a decent lookin' fella
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Old January 26th, 2016, 02:27 PM   #788
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Though, that Judge Ito was a decent lookin' fella
I would agree with that, but by the end of that trial was he the giver or the receiver??
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I make a suggestion that this thread be renamed from "Off topic comments" to "The Anal Lovers and Discussion" thread, since most of the posts and discussion pertain and revert to anal!
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I make a suggestion that this thread be renamed from "Off topic comments" to "The Anal Lovers and Discussion" thread, since most of the posts and discussion pertain and revert to anal!
It was a dark and stormy night Cuzzyman was filling the bathtub with hot water after a long grueling session on VEF He just slipped into the tub, wasn't a bubble bath he ain't gay, but he was just about to close his eyes and relax when suddenly, his yellow rubber ducky came too life and spoke, made some real dumb comments So he killed it

No anal there
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