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March 24th, 2016, 11:07 PM

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Does anyone know what I gotta do, after I do what I gotta do? I gotta get it done.:-

until ya do what ya gotta do, you're never gonna know what ya need to know about getting it done

i think

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Profound. I'm adding that to my signature.

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March 24th, 2016, 11:38 PM	#1293
zeus64 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 12,284 Thanks: 458,526 Thanked 216,720 Times in 11,743 Posts	Mr sandhunter .. i click on anal ...thought was a anal link im a sick man ... lol Last edited by zeus64; March 24th, 2016 at 11:39 PM.. Reason: proper title

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I have no idea why I thoght of Johnny Cash while reading your post

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until ya do what ya gotta do, you're never gonna know what ya need to know about getting it done

i think

I was toting my pack along the long dusty Winnemucka road
When along came a semi with a high canvas covered load
If your goin' to Winnemucka, Mack with me you can ride
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, "Listen! I've traveled every road in this here land!"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to,
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Whichta
Tulsa
Ottowa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattua
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Pocotello
Amperdllo

I'm a Killer

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to,
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Louisiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texarkana
Monterey
Fairaday
Santa Fe
Tollaperson
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloussa
Tennessee
Tinnesay
Chickapee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake

For Pete's Sake

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to,
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Omerback
Shereville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rock
Richfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hakensack
Cadallic
Fond do Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamondtina
Pasadena
Catalina

See What I Mean

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to,
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelburg
Colorado
Ellisburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
Eldorado
Larimore
Adimore
Habastock
Chadanocka
Shasta
Nebraska
Alaska
Opalacka
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Souix City
Cedar City
Dodge City

What a pity

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel, I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

And of all those place's he went, never once did he ask if anyone did anal there

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almost...

I almost failed

was then wound up

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"Butt out, mister!"

What does that really mean?

Sorry for such a simplistic definition but essentially it means, Mind your own business and/or get your ass the hell out of here!

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