Yo momma´s jokes and insults - Vintage Erotica Forums

Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Yo momma´s jokes and insults

Best Porn Sites

Mark Forums Read

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Reply

Page 1 of 9

1

September 20th, 2014, 04:39 PM	#1
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,782 Times in 12,571 Posts	Yo momma´s jokes and insults Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

The Following 25 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, fredzeppelin, Glen Quagmire, haroldeye, i-Chop, Jake Gittes, JJ3027, jomama, Mal Hombre, mameylopez, MaxJoker, mrfixit, rewbear, ~~rodak~~, SanteeFats, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wgnrgeorg1958

September 20th, 2014, 05:25 PM	#2
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,471 Thanked 855,459 Times in 57,549 Posts	Yo Mama So Ugly,When She got Born The Doctor Slapped Her Face... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 21 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, haroldeye, Jake Gittes, JJ3027, jomama, mameylopez, MaxJoker, mrfixit, Ninjaturtle, rewbear, ~~rodak~~, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40

September 20th, 2014, 10:54 PM	#3
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	The doctor asked your mama what the father looked like when you were born and she said she didn't know,she had a bag over her head.

The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to brk549 For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, haroldeye, jomama, luddite, mrfixit, Ninjaturtle, rewbear, ~~rodak~~, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40

September 22nd, 2014, 04:21 AM	#4
axdx I Love the 80's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vice City Posts: 4,487 Thanks: 282,190 Thanked 68,256 Times in 4,223 Posts	Yo momma's so old, your next door neighbor mistaken her for the creep from creepshow 2. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by axdx; September 22nd, 2014 at 05:16 AM.. Reason: door

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to axdx For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, haroldeye, jomama, Mal Hombre, mameylopez, MaxJoker, mrfixit, Ninjaturtle, rewbear, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40

September 22nd, 2014, 05:18 AM	#5
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 772,471 Thanked 855,459 Times in 57,549 Posts	Yo Mama so dumb,She took a ruler to bed to see how long She slept.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 20 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, i-Chop, jomama, mameylopez, MaxJoker, mrfixit, Ninjaturtle, rewbear, scoundrel, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wgnrgeorg1958

September 22nd, 2014, 03:16 PM	#6
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,312 Times in 9,629 Posts	Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. (Yo jokes so old...) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, i-Chop, JJ3027, jomama, Mal Hombre, mameylopez, mrfixit, Ninjaturtle, rewbear, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster

September 23rd, 2014, 07:19 AM	#7
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,782 Times in 12,571 Posts	Yo mama's such a slut, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, mrfixit, rewbear, SpEffects, teaktop, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40

October 31st, 2014, 07:57 PM	#8
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,782 Times in 12,571 Posts	Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, i-Chop, JJ3027, jomama, Mal Hombre, mameylopez, masbeer71, MaxJoker, mrfixit, rewbear, scoundrel, SpEffects, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

October 31st, 2014, 08:00 PM	#9
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,782 Times in 12,571 Posts	O.K. i got one more. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, i-Chop, jomama, Mal Hombre, mameylopez, masbeer71, MaxJoker, mrfixit, rewbear, scoundrel, SpEffects, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

October 31st, 2014, 08:13 PM	#10
FlyStrat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 219 Thanks: 500 Thanked 1,598 Times in 195 Posts	Yo momma's so ugly that she's hired at a mirrors factory in the material ressistance labs.

The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to FlyStrat For This Useful Post:

Acanthus2003, axdx, Arturo2nd, dennisomatic, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, mameylopez, masbeer71, mrfixit, Ninjaturtle, scoundrel, SpEffects, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

Reply

Page 1 of 9

1

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 07:38 PM.