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October 14th, 2011, 04:40 AM | #93 |
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
The street walkers have so many cold sores you can play join the dots , plus they maintain hygiene standards by quickly rubbing a KFC wet wipe between their legs.
Mind you they are inexpensive. Although they're not that into providing customer satisfaction. So if you want a more responsive partner i suggest taking a shovel and visiting the cemetery . Just make sure you tip the Vicar on the way out
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... on Easter Sunday instead of going Easter egg hunting they send out search parties to try and locate the bodies of missing persons!
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
Parking lots are also minefields
Items in stores have no price tags, it's all gonna be stolen anyway Liquor stores have 2 kinds of beverage, beer and cheaper beer It never rains here, even the clouds go around it The waiting line for the confessional is about 3 miles long, 24/7
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The local council fit bullet proof windows as standard.
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... instead of Boy Scouts helping little old ladies cross the street they kick the ever-loving shit out of them and then steal their purses!
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My neighbourhood is so rough that.....
...anyone that doesn't drive through a red light gets carjacked.
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......you can get sawed-off shotguns and machine guns from the local hot dog vendor.......
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The local convenience Store has a Moat and Drawbridge.
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