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April 10th, 2011, 01:03 PM | #1 |
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"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks".
Back in the day when I was actually virile (my long lost distant schooldays of the early 80s), and when buying a porno mag (remember them?), was a whole adventure in itself, an event to savoured over and pored on page by page, pic on pic other a period of weeks, individual images had the ability to prey on one's mind and 'sticki there.(Now there's a thought in today's world of superabundant, infinite nudie pics).To cut a long story short, Foxbark, the orgasm addict - yes, i actually did look like a 'well-sucked orange' - I had a listless disposition, wan skin, bags under the eyes, clammy hands and a furtive appaerance, plus I was no good at games, held one image in his mind that was asure fire for hit for wank after spectacular wank - enough jism sacrificed, in actual fact, to float HMS Ark Royal.
The piic was the front cover of the Sullivan potboiler 'Making Love in Living Colour', where a gorgeous bird with lovely paechy soft skin, showed off a beautiful round peachy soft arse, the sight of which sent Foxbark into frenzied delirium, so like the Holy of Holies, only a microsceond glimpse each day could be handled by the mortal Foxbark. I never found out the bird's identity - she featured in many a Sullivan 'fanny mag' back in her brief, meteoric career in the aerly 80s.All I remember is her long hair, gorgeous arse, rather long nose and hairy fanny. Anyway in his disinterested, incapable menopausal dotage, foxbark is plaesed to report that the sight of a lovely female arse is still enough to raise a smile - if nothing else. |
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April 10th, 2011, 01:22 PM | #2 |
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Give us a clue.
Ok, but what is the point of the thread? Are you asking us what was our ultimate 'Arse', the subject of our first wank or are you simply asking if anyone has the mag or can ID the big nosed subject of your desire?
Give us a clue mate!
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Her nose is a bit..on the protruding side, I'd have to agree.
To think, you have this guy to thank for the magazine, Up the Hammers!
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"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks" He`s talking about himself , a strategically placed mirror and a hobby he`s fully committed to Or have i inadvertently misread the topic
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"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks". Someone counts them ? who's ? Is it a paid job too count them ?
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Maybe Foxbark is really David Sullivan!
Sir, we salute you! And have done several thousand times over the years I'm sure..
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If i was apply for the job i`d want to be paid per stroke count rather than per completion Sort of like the difference between net profit, and ugh gross
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You'd really want sick leave benefits also
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