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July 6th, 2014, 03:08 PM | #8191 |
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No. Here booze, guns, and gambling are legal with in our laws but are still considered vices by the do gooders and the oversight is suppose to enforce the laws and bust the law breakers. It doesn't all that well but I was just making a joke.
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July 6th, 2014, 03:28 PM | #8192 |
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July 6th, 2014, 03:54 PM | #8193 |
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I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance.
Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening.
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July 6th, 2014, 04:02 PM | #8194 |
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July 6th, 2014, 04:22 PM | #8195 |
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I was there as well . I thought to myself "too late, my time has come". Still, it was nice to see all those Big Bottomed Girls.
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
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A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.
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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
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Somebody had told me that Jim Kerr had passed away. I've since found out that he's still Alive and Kicking.
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I used to share a house with Wham! They always woke me up before they'd go-go.
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