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August 19th, 2018, 09:17 PM | #13691 |
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You sure ain't Nobody's Fools.
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August 19th, 2018, 09:20 PM | #13692 |
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Another one for us older Brits.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep singing "Stand & Deliver" & "Prince Charming" Doctor: Your just being adamant.
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August 19th, 2018, 10:03 PM | #13693 |
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I bought a car from Salt N' Pepa,Piece of crap,I ended up having to Push It..
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August 19th, 2018, 10:05 PM | #13694 |
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The British caveman had a word for something that was totally unnecessary.
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August 20th, 2018, 12:12 AM | #13695 |
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Top 3 Jokes at this years Edinburgh Festival:
1. ‘Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day’ – Adam Rowe 2. ‘I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring’ – Leo Kearse 3. ‘I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed’ – Olaf Falafel |
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August 20th, 2018, 11:50 AM | #13696 |
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August 20th, 2018, 01:04 PM | #13698 |
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I’ve just started reading my first ever Braille horror story. I think that something scary is about to happen ,
Can just feel it.
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August 20th, 2018, 06:04 PM | #13699 |
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Boomerangs are like STDs.
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A friend said to me, "You know, today's a green letter day for me".
I reply, " Don't you mean a red letter day?" My friend says, "Well, I am colour blind". |
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