What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 65

~~rodak~~ · May 11th, 2016, 09:28 PM

603. You can't grow good hotdogs indoors.

**KissArmy** · May 12th, 2016, 12:23 AM

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t11...-scarface.html

Things I learned from watching Scarface

cartman · May 15th, 2016, 10:48 PM

605, computers in the future constantly beep

**Sir Honkers** · May 15th, 2016, 10:55 PM

606: Magnifying a grainy, blurred CCTV image fifty times will reveal a crystal clear image of the face of a fleeing assailant reflected off an adjoining shopfront window.

**KissArmy** · May 17th, 2016, 02:13 PM

607. In the far east, each gang member patiently waits his turn to attack the good guy.

**PJayBr** · May 17th, 2016, 03:29 PM

608. Any bladed weapon or club makes loud swishing noises when waved around, far louder than any other ambient noise.

cartman · May 17th, 2016, 09:29 PM

609, in a cowboy gunfight, bullets will always make the ricochet sound even if there's nothing around for the bullets to bounce off of.

610, you will always sit up after having a nightmare, but it's all part of the dream and the killer will still get you, and then you sit up again.

**ManofKent** · May 18th, 2016, 01:41 PM

611=Nearly every Superhero movie these days (Spiderman, Iron Man, Thor, The Fantastic Four, The Green Lantern, etc) will have Stan Lee making a brief cameo somewhere in it.

**rosestone** · May 18th, 2016, 04:28 PM

612. Every superhero these days is an emo whiner.

(Except Ironman, who deals with his angst the old-fashioned way, with booze).

**palo5** · May 18th, 2016, 04:40 PM

an emo whiner? What is that?

May 12th, 2016, 12:23 AM	#642
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,124 Thanked 12,373 Times in 1,106 Posts	http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t11...-scarface.html Things I learned from watching Scarface Last edited by KissArmy; May 12th, 2016 at 02:05 AM.. Reason: Need to say what it is

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~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	603. You can't grow good hotdogs indoors.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,361 Thanks: 286,977 Thanked 386,348 Times in 30,314 Posts	606: Magnifying a grainy, blurred CCTV image fifty times will reveal a crystal clear image of the face of a fleeing assailant reflected off an adjoining shopfront window.

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KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,124 Thanked 12,373 Times in 1,106 Posts	607. In the far east, each gang member patiently waits his turn to attack the good guy.

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PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,312 Thanks: 41,804 Thanked 13,699 Times in 1,283 Posts	608. Any bladed weapon or club makes loud swishing noises when waved around, far louder than any other ambient noise.

May 17th, 2016, 09:29 PM	#647
cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	609, in a cowboy gunfight, bullets will always make the ricochet sound even if there's nothing around for the bullets to bounce off of. 610, you will always sit up after having a nightmare, but it's all part of the dream and the killer will still get you, and then you sit up again.

May 18th, 2016, 01:41 PM	#648
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,833 Times in 1,113 Posts	611=Nearly every Superhero movie these days (Spiderman, Iron Man, Thor, The Fantastic Four, The Green Lantern, etc) will have Stan Lee making a brief cameo somewhere in it.

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rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	612. Every superhero these days is an emo whiner. (Except Ironman, who deals with his angst the old-fashioned way, with booze).

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palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	an emo whiner? What is that?