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June 21st, 2017, 12:53 PM
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For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
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June 21st, 2017, 04:17 PM
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My dad taught me to spell.
My first girfriend showed me the pleasure of sex. Due to them I'm able to write "HIV positive" on my tombstone |
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June 21st, 2017, 09:19 PM
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I feel sorry for the staff at Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there.
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June 21st, 2017, 09:53 PM
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June 22nd, 2017, 06:57 AM
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If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
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June 22nd, 2017, 08:23 AM
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The heatwave is over and it is starting to rain... oh
Glastonbury must be about to begin.
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June 22nd, 2017, 03:04 PM
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I just saw a group of gay people with huge nets.
It must be raining men. |
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June 22nd, 2017, 05:14 PM
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My friend needed a bone marrow transplant. Luckily, we found a match in Argentina and the operation was a success. Our heartfelt thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
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June 23rd, 2017, 03:05 AM
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 Seriously, man. Did you write that? It shows a hint, nay, a modicum, of genius. Thank you. I'm stealing it, you know. I'm gonna say I wrote it. There's nothing you can do about it. |
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June 23rd, 2017, 03:17 AM
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