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Old May 3rd, 2011, 11:03 AM   #1
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Default Whats with all the cocks?

Been browsing through some of the threads. Amature wives and girlfriends for one.
I mean whats going on with posting pictures of dude's dicks? If I get caught by the missus having a look at naked women I can get away with that but come on guys, I dont want to get caught with a dude's dick on my screen. That would cause problems.
These are not the in context with women men's dicks, they are naked men postings. Blah! I'm not gay guys, not curious and never will be converted.
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 11:37 AM   #2
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I thought this was another Fox News thread!

Glen Becks always competing to be the biggest pr*ck..
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 04:34 PM   #4
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Nice first post indeed - I'm gagging.

I Like that white rooster my man... for dinner I mean.
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Been browsing through some of the threads. Amature wives and girlfriends for one.
I mean whats going on with posting pictures of dude's dicks? If I get caught by the missus having a look at naked women I can get away with that but come on guys, I dont want to get caught with a dude's dick on my screen. That would cause problems.
These are not the in context with women men's dicks, they are naked men postings. Blah! I'm not gay guys, not curious and never will be converted.
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Whats going on with posting pictures of dude's dicks?
Well, posting picures of women's dicks wouldn't look right would it, though there is a thread for that if that is your bag.

Suggestion. Let your wife look at the cocks, you look at the pussy and then..

You'll thank us, you will, trust me .
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 05:36 PM   #6
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Blah! I'm not gay guys, not curious and never will be converted.
So why are you looking? Perhaps you are a little confused Don't want your wife to see you looking at a picture of a cock don't open the thread, then she won't, simple!
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Reminds me of that other fella the other day - opened 3 threads about dick sizes within the course of an hour.

Really really bad attempt to look str8; in fact he sounded like a pretty horny gaydar regular to me.
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The complaint is ridiculous enough that I almost ignored it. However, I guess it's only fair to try to treat it seriously...

There are maybe four threads (only three with any real activity) on which one would regularly find "dude's dicks". All of those threads (including my own Thread for Gay Content) pretty much tell you what you're going to find there.

As far as any "dick" shots that find their way into Amateur Wives and Girlfriends, or more likely Real Wives and Girlfriends, they are almost always tied into sets of pics that include a WIFE or GIRLFRIEND... hence the really obvious titles of those threads. If a guy has pics of his wife or girlfriend naked, and his penis just happens to be in some of the shots, big deal. The guy has been generous enough to share pics of a freaking loved one. I think we should cut such a person some slack.

Almost all other penises one might run across on VEF are in the context of men having
sex with women. Anyone who still finds that to be too much "male content" has bigger problems than getting "caught with a dude's dick on my screen".

I knew a guy in college who left the lounge every time there was a porn film on. He said he just "couldn't stand" to see a dick on the TV screen, even if it was while a guy was having sex with a hot chick. He said he could only stand lesbian sex scenes, because then there weren't any guys in the scene at all.

Twenty-some years later, I ran across my old friend, and he introduced me to his wife, who seemed like a really nice guy.
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Old May 3rd, 2011, 09:18 PM   #10
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Man, those roosters look so frightening.
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