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September 6th, 2018, 01:36 PM	#2711
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,541 Times in 60,293 Posts	4949 Is this a bad time to tell ya that even for a chick you're dumb __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 7th, 2018, 04:18 PM	#2712
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Still to be fair , I've had worse honeymoons 4950 ~ No I wasn't about to try and fake it because you`re so bleeding ugly , I always palm a sachet of mayonnaise, for , erm , luck , that`s right , luck , my darling __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 8th, 2018, 11:15 PM	#2713
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	A Woody Allen quote 4951 ~ You are much more beautiful than average

September 9th, 2018, 07:23 AM	#2714
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	4952: I will wait till we are finished before asking for a divorce.

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September 9th, 2018, 06:24 PM	#2715
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	4953 ~ I only pray that go before you . No to the shitter. As whatever your mystery meat curry earlier was is burning a path to my anus ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 22nd, 2018, 12:03 PM	#2716
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,541 Times in 60,293 Posts	4954, Don't worry, I won't get you pregnant, I don't want any chance of a child of mine lookin' anything even remotely like you __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 04:35 AM	#2717
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September 23rd, 2018, 03:28 PM	#2718
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hell yes Fellow Forum Fellas , I did then marry her ... To a scarecrow in a field I spied while driving her home 4956 ~ Geez can't believe how great I`m doing. Considering you smell so bad was positive I`d have thrown up over your back by now __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 03:53 PM	#2719
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,541 Times in 60,293 Posts	4957 Are you stupid ??? When I said I want sex in the back seat of the car I meant I'd be in the back seat ... I'll fold it down and you can blow me from in the boot __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 8th, 2018, 12:31 PM	#2720
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,541 Times in 60,293 Posts	4958 You're built for comfort and not speed you say Could have fooled me __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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