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September 12th, 2016, 11:31 PM | #11 |
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...In young porn girls, you find yourself admiring ...their teeth. How white they are! (Were my teeth ever like that?)
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September 12th, 2016, 11:41 PM | #12 |
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So far so good, at 70 everything works to some extent and no serious problems. Of course that could all change tomorrow, and almost certainly will someday. But that's true at any age.
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I'm not going to say my age but I'm looking at the para-olympics and thinking where I went wrong is not lopping my arm off when I was younger
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September 13th, 2016, 12:35 PM | #14 |
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Sixty years of age now and I still manage the mosh pit. Mind you, last time at Manchester Ritz and after four hours bouncing about, my good lady and myself had to get a taxi to the hotel, which was a ten minute walk away. Then it was a fight for the first soak in the bath
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September 13th, 2016, 01:22 PM | #15 |
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I'm 67 years old and I find that if I go out and have 6 pints of beer, I have to get to the bathroom 7 times in the night. Well, I do if I wake up in time!!!
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September 14th, 2016, 12:50 PM | #16 |
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April 28th, 2018, 10:34 AM | #17 |
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Pensions - they pay you and you don't have to do anything, ever! The London over 60s Freedom Pass. What a marvellous thing. I can now travel all over the metropolis - 138 square miles bigger than New York - and I pay nothing. Fantastic! And any meds I might need are now free... |
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April 28th, 2018, 01:33 PM | #18 |
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You go upstairs and for the life of you, you can't remember why......and it's worse for me I live in a bungalow!!!
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May 3rd, 2018, 11:20 PM | #19 |
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The candles cost more than the birthday cake did.
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May 3rd, 2018, 11:33 PM | #20 |
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I'm old. I can't think of a fucking thing dammit.
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