The Corrupt A Song Game - Page 2

**tygrkhat40** · November 2nd, 2011, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Beautiful Girls = Barbeque Grill

She was pink more than tan
She had tongs in her hand
But whoa
She had a barbeque grill, oh yeah

Gimme a sweet little patty
With a little bit of fatty
So it’ll turn out nice and brown

Fix one for me
I can’t cook you see
Is your beef all chuck or ground

Here I am, ain’t no chef of the world, no
All I need is a barbeque grill
Whoa, yeah, barbeque grill

Good one Hugo. I'm surprised Weird Al didn't do this one before.

**maildude** · November 4th, 2011, 12:20 AM

Lady Ya Wanna?

*sung to the tune of Lady Madonna*

Lady, ya wanna? Feel my fleshy meat?
Grab and pull, and then insert, and then repeat.
You'll charge me money, 'till it's all been spent
While we practice kinky moves that I invent.

Saturday we'll do it in Nantucket
Sunday morning, anal in Nepal
Yank my handle then you'll quickly fuck it
Make my nuts raw!

Lady, ya wanna? Dress up like a nun?
Groan and moan and all in Latin 'till I'm done.

Boop oop de--dee--
Boop oop dee--dee-dee--
De dee dum!

westfield · November 12th, 2011, 09:42 PM

Because I'm bored and drinking I re-wrote some lyrics. Sing along to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsX03LOMhI

Hello vodka my old friend
I've come to drink with you again
Because you taste so lovely
When added to Coke or Pepsi
And the numbness, spreading throughout my body
Goes away
So I'll have, another

Seems I am drinking alone
Lots of drunk texts on my phone
Dehydration gives me leg cramp
I am a alcoholic champ
When my eyes can't focus on the tv screen
What does it mean
Guess I'll have, another

And in my drunken haze I saw
A bottle of wine and a straw
I raised my glass and said salut
Cheers to myself and you
When the room does spin and the headache starts to grow
Time seems to slow
So I'll have, another

My speech is slurred, as you can tell
In my drunkeness I dwell
See me stagger down the street
I have the munchies, I must eat
But my vodka belly starts to swell
Empty glass
Means I need, another

Then I got down on my knees
For I have dropped my house keys
And my brain flashed out its warnings
I'm not to go on the kiddie swings
And the vodka said "listen to the wisdom of veteran alcoholic
Drink it quick
Then you'll live to have, another

Shorthairfan · November 13th, 2011, 05:05 AM

Hugo, you forgot the intro to that REO song you spoofed...

"Caught it from a friend who,
Caught it from a friend who-oo,
Caught it from some body who was fucking A-round....."

Chorus goes
"You take it up the ass, baby
Wasn't it a gas bay-by
Now my dick is turning brown...."

I'li save "McDonaldland" th spoof of Metallica's "Enter Sandman" for another time.

Tons of stuff like this on YOOHOOtube, btw.. enter a song with the name and Misheard Lyrics and stand back!

RiverOtter · November 13th, 2011, 05:51 AM

Here's one I wrote many years ago -- (sung to the tune of "Hot Rod Lincoln")

"RICED OUT NEON"

Have you heard the story of the riced-out race, where the Nissan's and Honda's were settin' the pace?
That story is true. And I'm sad to say, there was even a fool with a riced Hyundai!

I got a Plymouth Neon, it looks really slick. A chameleon paint job makes it look trick!
Alteeza's and a fart-can, but that ain't all... I got a wing on the back, four feet tall!

Pulled of my 'hood early one night, the windshield nozzles shinin', blue and bright.
Head to the freeway, get on I-10, drive to LA, go cruisin' again.

All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye... an SUV passed us by!
My friends in the back said, "What the fuck? You just got smoked by a Cadillac truck!"

They said, "Yo' man, wassup with that? That shit ain't right, we thought you was phat!"
"Go catch that Caddy, and show 'em who's boss! Or does this piece of shit only run on NOS?"

I don't take that crap, not while I'm alive, so I dropped that Neon into overdrive!
Stomped my foot, mashed the gas to the floor, my speedometer topped out at eighty-four!

Smoke was coming outta the back, as I started to gain on the Cadillac!
Knew I could catch 'em, and slip right past. Neon don't need NOS, just premium gas!

Motor was whining, man what a ride! Neon and Caddy, side by side!
I yelled "Look out Bee-yatch! Hang up your cell phone!" And the Caddy pulled over, and left us alone!

Subwoofer in the trunk was really thumpin', my posse in the back started jumpin'!
Looked out the back, and no one smiled... the cops pulled us over - we've been profiled!

They arrested me, and threw me in jail. Called my parents to post my bail.
My Pop said "Son, I'm gonna start sniffin' Freon... if you don't stop drivin' that RICED...OUT...NEON!!

**Mal Hombre** · December 2nd, 2011, 06:16 PM

Here's one We used to sing at School...

I was born under a Playtex bra,
I was born under a Playtex bra,
Balls were made for rubbin',
Rubbin' on the grass,
Stick Yer head between Yer legs,
And whistle up Yer arse,
I was born ....etc
To tune Wandrin' Star.

Shorthairfan · December 4th, 2011, 04:40 AM

Jan and Dean are spinning in their graves At 12,000 RPM....

Driving in my YU-GO
Late one night
When a dork in a Civic
Pulled up on the right

He rolled down his window
And raved like an ass
"I'll bet mine goes further on a tank
full of gas"!

I said "You're on Buddy
my cars running prime
I filled up at the Citgo
And 7th and Vine"! .......

And I can't even figure out how to end the damn thing. I'm guessing they couldn't either... fell free to add on if you want.

The only thing sadder than this is a Smart Car Club meeting I saw at our local Sonic Drive-In... I am NOT making that up unfortunately!

By the way, Otter, that song rules.. but it's so, so sad...

SHF

**HugoHackenbush** · December 5th, 2011, 08:48 PM

Rikki Don't Lose That Number = Rikki Don't Chew That Lumber

Rikki don't chew that lumber
You don't want to fall nobody's elm
Sand it up with some lacquer for your shelf

Rikki don't chew that lumber
Don't yank a sapling from the loam
Cos' no wants a human termite
To chew their home

Rikki doent chew that
Rikki don't chew that
Rikki don't chew that lumber

**HugoHackenbush** · December 17th, 2011, 08:30 PM

Leave It = Cheese It

I can feel no sense of Cheddar
No more Gouda as we taste
Wedges of ripe Limburger
Chowing down the Brie we make
In wheels.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cheese it!

**lothian** · December 17th, 2011, 09:28 PM

The Carpenters.
Close to you = Over you

Why do pervs suddenly appear
every time you are near
just like me
they long to pee
over you.

November 4th, 2011, 12:20 AM	#12
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	Lady Ya Wanna? sung to the tune of Lady Madonna Lady, ya wanna? Feel my fleshy meat? Grab and pull, and then insert, and then repeat. You'll charge me money, 'till it's all been spent While we practice kinky moves that I invent. Saturday we'll do it in Nantucket Sunday morning, anal in Nepal Yank my handle then you'll quickly fuck it Make my nuts raw! Lady, ya wanna? Dress up like a nun? Groan and moan and all in Latin 'till I'm done. Boop oop de--dee-- Boop oop dee--dee-dee-- De dee dum! __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT**

December 2nd, 2011, 06:16 PM	#16
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,640 Thanked 855,714 Times in 57,565 Posts	Here's one We used to sing at School... I was born under a Playtex bra, I was born under a Playtex bra, Balls were made for rubbin', Rubbin' on the grass, Stick Yer head between Yer legs, And whistle up Yer arse, I was born ....etc To tune Wandrin' Star. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 4th, 2011, 04:40 AM	#17
Shorthairfan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 29 Thanks: 2,696 Thanked 254 Times in 26 Posts	Why They Don't Write Car Songs Anymore.... Jan and Dean are spinning in their graves At 12,000 RPM.... Driving in my YU-GO Late one night When a dork in a Civic Pulled up on the right He rolled down his window And raved like an ass "I'll bet mine goes further on a tank full of gas"! I said "You're on Buddy my cars running prime I filled up at the Citgo And 7th and Vine"! ....... And I can't even figure out how to end the damn thing. I'm guessing they couldn't either... fell free to add on if you want. The only thing sadder than this is a Smart Car Club meeting I saw at our local Sonic Drive-In... I am NOT making that up unfortunately! By the way, Otter, that song rules.. but it's so, so sad... SHF

December 5th, 2011, 08:48 PM	#18
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,410 Times in 14,159 Posts	Steely Dan Rikki Don't Lose That Number = Rikki Don't Chew That Lumber Rikki don't chew that lumber You don't want to fall nobody's elm Sand it up with some lacquer for your shelf Rikki don't chew that lumber Don't yank a sapling from the loam Cos' no wants a human termite To chew their home Rikki doent chew that Rikki don't chew that Rikki don't chew that lumber __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

December 17th, 2011, 08:30 PM	#19
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,410 Times in 14,159 Posts	Yes Leave It = Cheese It I can feel no sense of Cheddar No more Gouda as we taste Wedges of ripe Limburger Chowing down the Brie we make In wheels. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cheese it! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

November 12th, 2011, 09:42 PM	#13
westfield Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 37 Thanks: 1,430 Thanked 539 Times in 37 Posts	Because I'm bored and drinking I re-wrote some lyrics. Sing along to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsX03LOMhI Hello vodka my old friend I've come to drink with you again Because you taste so lovely When added to Coke or Pepsi And the numbness, spreading throughout my body Goes away So I'll have, another Seems I am drinking alone Lots of drunk texts on my phone Dehydration gives me leg cramp I am a alcoholic champ When my eyes can't focus on the tv screen What does it mean Guess I'll have, another And in my drunken haze I saw A bottle of wine and a straw I raised my glass and said salut Cheers to myself and you When the room does spin and the headache starts to grow Time seems to slow So I'll have, another My speech is slurred, as you can tell In my drunkeness I dwell See me stagger down the street I have the munchies, I must eat But my vodka belly starts to swell Empty glass Means I need, another Then I got down on my knees For I have dropped my house keys And my brain flashed out its warnings I'm not to go on the kiddie swings And the vodka said "listen to the wisdom of veteran alcoholic Drink it quick Then you'll live to have, another

November 13th, 2011, 05:05 AM	#14
Shorthairfan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 29 Thanks: 2,696 Thanked 254 Times in 26 Posts	Hugo, you forgot the intro to that REO song you spoofed... "Caught it from a friend who, Caught it from a friend who-oo, Caught it from some body who was fucking A-round....." Chorus goes "You take it up the ass, baby Wasn't it a gas bay-by Now my dick is turning brown...." I'li save "McDonaldland" th spoof of Metallica's "Enter Sandman" for another time. Tons of stuff like this on YOOHOOtube, btw.. enter a song with the name and Misheard Lyrics and stand back!

November 13th, 2011, 05:51 AM	#15
RiverOtter Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 2 Thanked 289 Times in 11 Posts	Here's one I wrote many years ago -- (sung to the tune of "Hot Rod Lincoln") "RICED OUT NEON" Have you heard the story of the riced-out race, where the Nissan's and Honda's were settin' the pace? That story is true. And I'm sad to say, there was even a fool with a riced Hyundai! I got a Plymouth Neon, it looks really slick. A chameleon paint job makes it look trick! Alteeza's and a fart-can, but that ain't all... I got a wing on the back, four feet tall! Pulled of my 'hood early one night, the windshield nozzles shinin', blue and bright. Head to the freeway, get on I-10, drive to LA, go cruisin' again. All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye... an SUV passed us by! My friends in the back said, "What the fuck? You just got smoked by a Cadillac truck!" They said, "Yo' man, wassup with that? That shit ain't right, we thought you was phat!" "Go catch that Caddy, and show 'em who's boss! Or does this piece of shit only run on NOS?" I don't take that crap, not while I'm alive, so I dropped that Neon into overdrive! Stomped my foot, mashed the gas to the floor, my speedometer topped out at eighty-four! Smoke was coming outta the back, as I started to gain on the Cadillac! Knew I could catch 'em, and slip right past. Neon don't need NOS, just premium gas! Motor was whining, man what a ride! Neon and Caddy, side by side! I yelled "Look out Bee-yatch! Hang up your cell phone!" And the Caddy pulled over, and left us alone! Subwoofer in the trunk was really thumpin', my posse in the back started jumpin'! Looked out the back, and no one smiled... the cops pulled us over - we've been profiled! They arrested me, and threw me in jail. Called my parents to post my bail. My Pop said "Son, I'm gonna start sniffin' Freon... if you don't stop drivin' that RICED...OUT...NEON!!

December 17th, 2011, 09:28 PM	#20
lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	The Carpenters. Close to you = Over you Why do pervs suddenly appear every time you are near just like me they long to pee over you.

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