101 things the President would never say - Page 5

**ball7** · November 13th, 2018, 10:02 PM

1984 should be the standard for every government

**vo1v0d** · November 13th, 2018, 10:35 PM

I am the Great Oz and there is fuckall behind the curtain.

**vo1v0d** · November 14th, 2018, 11:08 PM

I am starting a new policy for immigrants to be welcome in this country. It is called the Peon/Coolie iinitiative.

**ball7** · November 1st, 2022, 11:23 PM

Biden: I slept with Michelle

**jomama** · November 2nd, 2022, 07:54 PM

I will do ever thing that I promised during my campaign

benny hill · November 18th, 2022, 02:43 PM

My favorite porn star is.......
I smoked some heavy shit last night.
The state of the union is shit.
I need to wank.
I hate Israel.
I don't know what to do, I'm scared.

**shearer** · November 18th, 2022, 05:03 PM

I never had sexual relations with that woman

oldjones · November 18th, 2022, 05:12 PM

47. No President would ever say the election that put him in office was "… rigged".

benny hill · November 19th, 2022, 11:24 AM

Fuck it, I'm turning the country over to King Charles.

I'm going to the Dr. Dirty concert.

I don't have time to investigate my opponent's private life or the life of his family members.

My running mate is a worthless asshole.

I will only remain in office for one term. I will not seek reelection.

**jomama** · November 19th, 2022, 07:15 PM

I would never spend tax payers money for personal reasons

November 1st, 2022, 11:23 PM	#44
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Biden: I slept with Michelle __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

November 2nd, 2022, 07:54 PM	#45
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,083 Times in 29,852 Posts	I will do ever thing that I promised during my campaign __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

November 18th, 2022, 05:12 PM	#48
oldjones Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 258 Thanks: 809 Thanked 1,064 Times in 253 Posts	47. No President would ever say the election that put him in office was "… rigged". Last edited by oldjones; November 18th, 2022 at 05:36 PM..

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November 13th, 2018, 10:02 PM	#41
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	1984 should be the standard for every government

November 13th, 2018, 10:35 PM	#42
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,496 Times in 7,438 Posts	I am the Great Oz and there is fuckall behind the curtain.

November 14th, 2018, 11:08 PM	#43
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,496 Times in 7,438 Posts	I am starting a new policy for immigrants to be welcome in this country. It is called the Peon/Coolie iinitiative.

November 18th, 2022, 02:43 PM	#46
benny hill Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 189 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1,766 Times in 185 Posts	My favorite porn star is....... I smoked some heavy shit last night. The state of the union is shit. I need to wank. I hate Israel. I don't know what to do, I'm scared.

November 18th, 2022, 05:03 PM	#47
shearer Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 1,895 Thanks: 125,558 Thanked 20,829 Times in 1,873 Posts	I never had sexual relations with that woman

November 19th, 2022, 11:24 AM	#49
benny hill Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 189 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1,766 Times in 185 Posts	Fuck it, I'm turning the country over to King Charles. I'm going to the Dr. Dirty concert. I don't have time to investigate my opponent's private life or the life of his family members. My running mate is a worthless asshole. I will only remain in office for one term. I will not seek reelection.