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Old 02-18-2018, 04:47 PM   #2281
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Estreeter was interviewed on Friday after animal furs were found on his property. Authorities suspected they came from drowned kittens, but interest lapsed after DNA tests showed they came from quokkas
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Old 02-18-2018, 07:56 PM   #2282
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Rubinski is a former FBI G-Man. That's why he's so good with IDs. He's easy to recognize. He dresses 10 times better than Trump, and consumes 5 liters of coffee and 30 donuts per day
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Old 02-19-2018, 07:48 AM   #2283
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Estreeter ate all of what I had stolen and lost 20 pounds
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Estreeter has very sweaty feet, but no person can approach the aroma without respirators & medical backup



So he forces a cat to lick his feet. As you can see, the cat is thrilled

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Kelio is an Italian gazillionaire. He steals labels of expensive French wines and puts them on cheap table wine. He then sells it to tourists and English & Irish experts who can't taste the difference
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Brian249x is also a villain, but he's German. He collects rubble from construction sites and sells it to US tourists as "original" pieces of Berlin Wall
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Brian249x is also a villain, but he's German. He collects rubble from construction sites and sells it to US tourists as "original" pieces of Berlin Wall
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I know. Mal Hombre sold you stamps & original signature specimens from the Bundesanstalt für Materialforschung (the German research labs)

Both of you have no shame
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I know. Mal Hombre sold you stamps & original signature specimens from the Bundesanstalt für Materialforschung (the German research labs)

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Au contraire mon ami, we have the best shame money can buy.
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