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Old 02-10-2018, 04:26 PM   #2251
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Trailmaster has said that years ago when he was young and starving , he came up with the idea for the book Catch-22 while picking his nose .
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Old 02-10-2018, 04:28 PM   #2252
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ball7 has this weird fetish that involves giving rim jobs to camels and yaks.
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Old 02-10-2018, 04:39 PM   #2253
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Trailmaster has said that years ago when he was young and starving , he came up with the idea for the book Catch-22 while picking his nose .
No he was picking his ass. No one knows what he found there
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When Palo heard of the new Russian law allowing court judges to drink and drive and not be arrested by the police, he immediately wanted to get he is law degree to become a court judge
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No he was picking his ass. No one knows what he found there
He told me he found his hamster.
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Old 02-11-2018, 04:26 AM   #2256
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ball7 started a religion called "Greedoshotfirstism." His reaching out to Harrison Ford has so far produced no positive results.
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