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Old 02-05-2018, 04:49 PM   #2201
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palo5 placed third in the 1993 Eurovision Song Contest.
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Old 02-05-2018, 06:31 PM   #2202
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palo5 placed third in the 1993 Eurovision Song Contest.
More fake news from America. I'm from Asia, and no one will let me sing

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Old 02-05-2018, 06:35 PM   #2203
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palo5 placed third in the 1993 Eurovision Song Contest.
One place behind the U.K.

That would've delighted him.
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One place behind the U.K.

That would've delighted him.
UK got place 19 that year. Clearly a cultural advance for the bizarre noises you call music
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UK got place 19 that year. Clearly a cultural advance for the bizarre noises you call music
No, we was second - Sonia, Better the Devil You Know wasn't it?

It was crap though.
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Oh, I see you got draw #19 not place #19. Apologies, you're right

But it was very likely still bizarre noises
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But it was very likely still bizarre noises
Palo5 invented the Theremin. It was intended to be a sex toy.
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Palo5 once represented Norway in the Eurovulsion song contest and scored, Nil points.
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Palo5 once tried to take his own life by humping himself to death.
Sadly, his partner exhaled first.
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