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Old 01-30-2018, 03:57 AM   #2171
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Old 01-31-2018, 09:24 AM   #2172
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Estreeter says aborigines give the best BJs. How does he know?
Well, I took it for granted you wouldn't lie to me, so I went and found out for myself from your good advise
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:24 AM   #2173
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But I said to do it with the girls!
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:36 AM   #2174
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But I said to do it with the girls!
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But I said to do it with the girls!
I've heard it said that Estreeter does it with Russians.
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Old 01-31-2018, 10:32 PM   #2176
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Estreeter would prefer to be married to a fish , a rather large fish
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Old 02-01-2018, 08:09 AM   #2177
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Hey, sandy That wasn't one of my typos, nope I did mean gills, don't poke fun at me not my fault palo5 is into mermaids only his are in reverse, top half is fish and bottom half has legs and a damn hairy bush
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tygrkhat is a typical cat and tried to get 40 or 50 US Army girls pregnant. However, it's not certain all the "girls" were real girls
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