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Old February 4th, 2018, 01:51 AM   #671
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I think there is a couple of people in Washington.

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Q. I turned over page 67 and wham bam, I'm here

A. Who would win in a fight between an aubergine and a cucumber ???
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A. The Cucumber would keep it's cool and stuff the Aubergine..

Q. Slicing or dicing ?
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Slicing

Hack or Slash?
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Hack was never a good guitarist.

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A: I just want it for lube, I'm not gonna drink it.

Q: Your place or mine?
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A. Mine, we've got a team busy planting evidence and fitting bugs in your place right now

Q. Who the hell thought a sequel to Birdemic was a good idea?
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Taste doesn't matter in the film industry.

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