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February 15th, 2018, 05:34 AM | #11011 |
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Dinosaurs that have appeared in the Jurassic Park series
1. Tyrannosaurus Rex 2. Compsognathus(very tiny dinosaurs that killed Dieter Stark in the second film) 3. Triceratops 4. Velociraptor 5. Spinosaurus 6. Pteranodon 7. Gallimimus 8. Richard Attenborough 9. Diplodocus 10. Mosasaurus 11.Dilophosaurus 12.
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Dinosaurs that have appeared in the Jurassic Park series
1. Tyrannosaurus Rex 2. Compsognathus(very tiny dinosaurs that killed Dieter Stark in the second film) 3. Triceratops 4. Velociraptor 5. Spinosaurus 6. Pteranodon 7. Gallimimus 8. Richard Attenborough 9. Diplodocus 10. Mosasaurus 11.Dilophosaurus 12. Indominus Rex
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Dinosaurs that have appeared in the Jurassic Park series
1. Tyrannosaurus Rex 2. Compsognathus(very tiny dinosaurs that killed Dieter Stark in the second film) 3. Triceratops 4. Velociraptor 5. Spinosaurus 6. Pteranodon 7. Gallimimus 8. Richard Attenborough 9. Diplodocus 10. Mosasaurus 11.Dilophosaurus 12. Indominus Rex 13. Parasaurolophus Next. Dumb things you've done that led to an injury. 1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. |
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3.
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3. Jumped off a moving bus just like in the movies, only it was'nt 4. |
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3. Jumped off a moving bus just like in the movies, only it was'nt 4. Run and jumped onto an old fashioned double decker bus where the entrance platform was at the back. Just as it moved off... 5. |
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3. Jumped off a moving bus just like in the movies, only it was'nt 4. Run and jumped onto an old fashioned double decker bus where the entrance platform was at the back. Just as it moved off... 5. Couldn't see black ice on the pavement as i stepped off the bus. Went on my a***! 6.
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3. Jumped off a moving bus just like in the movies, only it was'nt 4. Run and jumped onto an old fashioned double decker bus where the entrance platform was at the back. Just as it moved off... 5. Couldn't see black ice on the pavement as i stepped off the bus. Went on my a***! 6. Skiing waaaayyyy faster than I should have. Resulting fall did not break anything, but put bruises all over my chest and arms, and put me out of action for the rest of the trip. 7.
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3. Jumped off a moving bus just like in the movies, only it was'nt 4. Run and jumped onto an old fashioned double decker bus where the entrance platform was at the back. Just as it moved off... 5. Couldn't see black ice on the pavement as i stepped off the bus. Went on my a***! 6. Skiing waaaayyyy faster than I should have. Resulting fall did not break anything, but put bruises all over my chest and arms, and put me out of action for the rest of the trip. 7. Several years ago I was carrying two very heavy packages of computer printer paper and I did not watch where I was going and my foot hit a raised portion of the walkway and I tripped and fell on my knees which produced big bloody torn skin patches on my kneecaps! |
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February 16th, 2018, 01:15 PM | #11020 |
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Dumb things you've done that led to an injury.
1. I hiked a section of a forest preserve trail that was icy, slipped and fell and broke my little finger on my left hand in two places. 2. I had a Something about Mary type accident ...my eyes still water thinking about it 3. Jumped off a moving bus just like in the movies, only it was'nt 4. Run and jumped onto an old fashioned double decker bus where the entrance platform was at the back. Just as it moved off... 5. Couldn't see black ice on the pavement as i stepped off the bus. Went on my a***! 6. Skiing waaaayyyy faster than I should have. Resulting fall did not break anything, but put bruises all over my chest and arms, and put me out of action for the rest of the trip. 7. Several years ago I was carrying two very heavy packages of computer printer paper and I did not watch where I was going and my foot hit a raised portion of the walkway and I tripped and fell on my knees which produced big bloody torn skin patches on my kneecaps! 8. Rounded a corner too fast on a motorcycle,Came off the the bike and slid several yards on My left shoulder.It took off a large patch of skin through a leather jacket,sweater and shirt,Left Me with loss of pain free movement in the joint.. 9.
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