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January 26th, 2016, 02:19 PM | #831 |
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What is black, white and red all over. A penguin with a sunburn. Joke source from the t.v. series "Lost"
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January 26th, 2016, 02:20 PM | #832 |
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What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass What do you call a white person when he’s mad? A cry baby What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations
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January 26th, 2016, 03:17 PM | #833 |
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It's a twisted sick baffling world that we live in.
My wife passed away due to lung cancer two years ago. The eldest son has lung cancer as well, while the young triplets all have severe asthma. Plus the daughter has been diagnosed with lung cancer too. None of them have ever smoked a damn day in their lives !. God it`s inexplicable , why why , oh wait a second , need to re-light me pipe. What is the definition of Trust ? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job. Despite having no nominations this year I'm certain that plenty of black folks will clean up at the Oscars. Once all the whites have gone home. Explorer Henry Worsley has died during a solo attempt to cross Antarctica to raise money for charity. Ok so it`s bad news for him. But great news for me. As I only agreed to hand over that fiver upon completion.
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January 26th, 2016, 05:16 PM | #834 |
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Ryan rings his boss at work and says"Look,i`m really sorry,but i can`t come to work today,i`m sick".
"Sick!" screams his boss "Sick! This is the tenth time this month, Ryan.Exactly how sick are you?" "Well", replies Ryan. "I`m in bed with my 9 year old sister" |
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January 26th, 2016, 06:56 PM | #835 |
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A man comes up to the bar and order 6 pieces whiskey.
The bartender asks if there is anything special, he'll celebrate. The man answers, I will celebrate my first blowjob. Then the bartender says: I may give you the seventh as gift. Then the man says: If the first six don't hide the bad after-taste, I don't not think the seventh will do it either.
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January 26th, 2016, 07:22 PM | #836 |
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This works when changing the countries; this is the version found back home in SA.
A South African, and Australian and a New Zealander are walking down a country road on the way to the pub, still hungover from the night before. As they turn a corner, they see a sheep stuck in a thicket, head first so that its arse is up in the air. The South African looks at the other two and laughs. "Eish, I wish that was Candice Swanepoel." The Aussie takes a look. "Strewth, I wish that was Elle McPherson." The Kiwi looks around, and then at his two drinking buddies. "Jeez, I wish it was night."
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January 27th, 2016, 12:35 PM | #837 |
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What do a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They're both thinking their Mum is gonna kill them This family walks into a hotel and the Dad goes to the front desk and asks "I trust that the porn is disabled." The bloke at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick bastard."
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January 27th, 2016, 01:50 PM | #838 |
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Why do Mexicans refry their beans?
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January 27th, 2016, 04:47 PM | #839 |
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Was round a Jewish friends (It could happen ) house today and noticed he had an old looking gold watch on his mantle piece. "It's an heirloom," he told me "Even survived the holocaust". "That's incredible" I said "How long has it been in the family ?". "Nearly a hundred years" My chum () responded. "On his deathbed my father, sold it to me, and previously his father sold it to him..."
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January 27th, 2016, 06:27 PM | #840 |
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At a meeting in a synagogue, Yossef asks the rabbi: "rabbi, why do people hate us so much?"
The rabbi says "that's an interesting question. How about we all talk about it tomorrow over some vodka? Each one of you should bring a bottle so we can mix it in a big pot and drink, and discuss, and the answer will be clear." Yossef went home and thought to himself "if everyone else is going to bring a bottle of vodka, if i bring a bottle of water no one will notice the difference." and water was what he brought. the rabbi poured all the vodka together in one pot, and started mixing it. Yossef got anxious - "well, rabbi, what is the answer to my question? why do people hate us so much?" the rabbi filled a cup and said "drink this Yossef" yossef did and said "but this is water!" and the rabbi said "and this is why the people hate us" |
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