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January 17th, 2018, 09:51 AM | #1251 |
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Was watching American Dad! on TV last night and this conversation came up between Stan and Francine:
Francine: "Stan, I think I'm pregnant! I haven't had my period yet!" Stan: "Well, can't you just jump up and down a bit to get things going?" |
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January 17th, 2018, 11:18 AM | #1252 |
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For my mother's birthday my dad has bought her a T-Shirt with the words: "I love Dick".
His name is Dean. |
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January 17th, 2018, 04:56 PM | #1253 |
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Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens.
Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted. This is yet to be confirmed by scientists, but there are rumours that women have a certain 'spot', and if you hit this spot at exactly the right strength, it will make a woman willing to do anything for you. It's called the face. My wife got raped on the way back from the chip shop earlier and was rushed straight to hospital. I was devastated when I found out. I was really looking forward to those chips. |
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January 18th, 2018, 09:41 AM | #1254 |
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The most perverted joke ever.
Trump is mentally sane. |
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January 18th, 2018, 01:55 PM | #1255 |
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What , too twisted and sick ??
An Arab, Romanian, Indian , African , Iranian , Mexican and Jew get thrown off a cliff onto the jagged rocks below ,
Which race do you think hits the ground first ?, Exactly who gives a shit as long as they're following their extended families. What has two legs, four arms and one face ? , Oscar Pistorius and his late toilet obsessed ex. My cock cures Cancer , Well that's what I tell the children on the Leukemia ward anyway.
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January 18th, 2018, 05:39 PM | #1256 |
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With all due apologies, but I've just seen this on another forum:
What do you do with Jewish kids who have ADHD? Send them to Concentration camp.
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January 18th, 2018, 07:29 PM | #1257 |
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January 20th, 2018, 12:53 PM | #1258 |
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People claim that all Muslims are rapists and pedophiles ,
Which isn't true as some of them are women and children.
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January 22nd, 2018, 11:08 AM | #1259 |
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January 22nd, 2018, 11:31 AM | #1260 |
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An Imam told me that throwing bacon at a Muslim is as offensive as throwing dog shit at them ,
Long story short I'm now saving a fortune on bacon.
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