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January 9th, 2016, 01:50 PM | #2371 |
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The force has determined that your wish is unsubstantial. Because of this you will now be punished. You are stuck in a time loop. Every morning when you wake up you will go to your computer , go to vef and to this thread and make the same wish until the end of time. If the force decides in a few million years that you are to be reprieved, you must make simpler wishes. I myself once made a difficult wish, but I was lucky that Mal Hombre ( EL Super Moderator ) came to my rescue and corrupted my wish. I wish that I could be 21 years old again and stay 21 for 1,000 years.
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January 9th, 2016, 03:35 PM | #2372 | |
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I wish I could have some naughty fun with the 3 Rip Off Britain Milfs.......Gloria Hunniford, Angela Rippon and Julia Somerville.....starting with me ripping off their knickers.
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January 11th, 2016, 01:40 PM | #2373 | |
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I wish that every time I go get my mail there will be a coupon sent from my local supermarket entitling me to something free for the next six months. |
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January 11th, 2016, 02:20 PM | #2374 |
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Granted. Anything that is offered for free will be something you don't need, will never use or won't eat.
I wish for good times.
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January 11th, 2016, 03:19 PM | #2375 |
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You did say times, so ya get 2
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January 11th, 2016, 04:46 PM | #2376 |
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January 11th, 2016, 05:27 PM | #2377 |
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Granted.....deaf genie is back and gives you zero power with limitless reponsibility......you are sued by everyone for everything.
I wish my broadband connection was faster out here on the far side of the galaxy
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January 12th, 2016, 11:51 AM | #2378 | |
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Good Luck with that I wish me a girl with pancakes
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January 12th, 2016, 02:19 PM | #2379 |
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Shazaaam.....deaf genie sent you a girl who panics.....at everything her constant shrill screaming sends you to the funny farm where you can write your memoirs in crayon.
I wish to experience only the best of everything from now on
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January 12th, 2016, 05:50 PM | #2380 |
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done ....... you experience the best death possible (use your imagination) I wish for the sexiest movie stars to find me irresistible
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