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August 5th, 2010, 03:10 PM	#1
paul163 Stifler Master Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Insula Barataria. Posts: 2,935 Thanks: 243,283 Thanked 48,707 Times in 2,839 Posts	coke-bottle __________________ When a man says no to ¨Champagne¨... he says no to life.. Last edited by paul163; November 17th, 2010 at 09:37 AM.. Reason: correction

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August 5th, 2010, 05:51 PM	#3
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,510 Times in 277 Posts	Things go better with Coke __________________ We don't grow up; we just grow old.

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August 6th, 2010, 10:36 AM	#4
paul163 Stifler Master Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Insula Barataria. Posts: 2,935 Thanks: 243,283 Thanked 48,707 Times in 2,839 Posts	more __________________ When a man says no to ¨Champagne¨... he says no to life..

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August 7th, 2010, 12:56 PM	#6
paul163 Stifler Master Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Insula Barataria. Posts: 2,935 Thanks: 243,283 Thanked 48,707 Times in 2,839 Posts	more X-RAY....Pepsi.... __________________ When a man says no to ¨Champagne¨... he says no to life..

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August 11th, 2010, 12:15 AM	#9
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