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Old 04-18-2017, 02:23 AM   #4921
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Do people without belly buttons have belly zippers instead?
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Old 04-18-2017, 08:09 AM   #4922
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No Belly Vellycrow. Sorry I'm tired.

All my Easter Eggs have gone. Eaten. Consumed. Swallowed. Digested. Defecated. Flushed.

I'll try again to make them last to the end of the month next year.
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When a woman says “Go ahead do whatever you want I dont care”.
Do NOT do whatever you want.
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If whatever I liked was to take her out to dinner .... Then I wont
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Old 04-19-2017, 01:12 AM   #4924
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If whatever I liked was to take her out to dinner .... Then I wont

OOOHHHH............ I'm stealing that one.

I'll let you know how it goes.......
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:09 AM   #4925
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Would more-modern people have Velcro?
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A Velcro fly would trouble me. A raging hard on might poke through.
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A Velcro fly would trouble me. A raging hard on might poke through.

What's it mad at??
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My farts sound better than Kylie Minogue`s "Singing" voice
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Difference being no one is looking forward to your latest "release".
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My farts sound better than Kylie Minogue`s "Singing" voice
I'd be willing to bet Kylie's farts are more manly than Jason Donovan's
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