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Old 07-17-2011, 05:06 PM   #21
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I'm 41 years old, I've fought in a war, and I've traveled many different roads, and I have never seen a chicken try to cross one.Are you guys sure this ever even happened?
Speaking of chicken, if all exotic meats taste like chicken, then what does an exotic chicken taste like? Fish?

Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken.
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Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken.
Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat
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Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat
I guess I'm safe from a gang of homosexual cannibals then Brother Estreeter.

I can go out on a limb & guess what flies taste like too.
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I can go out on a limb & guess what flies taste like too.
Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.
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Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.
I know the flavor, too, my friend. They enter my mouth from time to time like shuttles enter space ships in Star Trek.
A few years ago, while I was talking with a friend in front of a super market, a pigeon shat on my head. I have long hair, so the trouble is bigger. Fortunately, their crap dries fast. My friend didn't laugh at me but told me I could win in the lottery since pigeon shit brings luck. I don't believe in luck, so I took it as sarcasm.
Why do I tell you this? Because the thread is called "random thoughts".
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Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.
If you asked Earl Hickey, he`d say it was Karma !!
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