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Old 05-19-2010, 04:39 AM   #21
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I thought ...

Where am I? How did I get here?

And who is the 'I' that is asking?

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Back in '87 I was at a friends birthday party and was ticking along pretty well...until I noticed that my bottle of bacardi was just about empty. I then thought "oh shiiiiit I'm going to feel this tomorrow" and wishing I could undo what had been done.
Anyway after vomiting in my sleep over my girlfriend, in the bed and on the floor and surviving, I decided enough was enough and had a lesson to learn. That was the last time I had drunk alcohol.
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Whilst having had a few drinks, I thought... What a wonderful world we live in. The warm summer evening breeze just caressing my back while cooking a BBQ and listening too leaves and trees in the breeze, I then thought of the birds in the trees, looking down at the meat and trying too figure out a way too steal it, So I naturally thought of the beautiful firearm I could have and blow the little buggers off their branch..........
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:04 AM   #24
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Whilst having a few drinks i thought ...

1) - Bugger wish i`d come out with some money as that barmaid looks a bit handy

2) - It`s almost my round better start faking a heart attack

3) - I can`t have drunk enough yet , i`m still able to think


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Whilst having a few in my local yesterday, I decided to learn how to fly. I've applied for a pilot's license. Not jumbos just light aircraft.
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...Dot Cotton would or should succeed E.L. Wisty as the figurehead of the World Domination League.

"Hello."

"We are the World Domination League..."

"...may we dominate you?"
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I just had a few beers and then tried Mexican food for the first time....its awesome ,have no idea what I'm eating but its really good
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I just had a few beers and then tried Mexican food for the first time....its awesome ,have no idea what I'm eating but its really good
57 different ways to eat mince

Only joking no offence to any mexicans here btw i really fancy Mexican chicas !
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57 different ways to eat mince

Only joking no offence to any mexicans here btw i really fancy Mexican chicas !
Yeah I'm sure there was mince init lol .....among other things,but I don't really care what was in it,it tasted great need to have more.....soon
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...Who's the man???

Peter Griffin or Gene Hunt?
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