What if you lived in Australia?

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by bloke57

Just a guess, but I'm supposing you don't want any visitors.

Hey! Straying quokkas might get zapped on your fence!
I hope you have made allowance for that possibility.

Almost all quokkas live on Rottnest Island. Very few live on the Australian continent, and those that do are on the northern part of Australia. Anyway the security system for my mansion would be controlled by an artificial intelligence, which would recognize any wildlife that gets near the fence and send out a sonic pulse that would drive the animals away. They would not be harmed by the pulse.

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

sonic pulse that would drive the animals away. They would not be harmed by the pulse.

Human ⊂ Animal

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Almost all quokkas live on Rottnest Island.

I let a flat (apartment) to a couple on Saturday who came from Perth, WA. Lovely people - and they had actually been to Rottnest and walked among quokkas.

I told them I was jealous and knew of a certain American chap who would envy them too.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by effCup

Human ⊂ Animal

Not sure what you mean, but any people that come calling will be grilled by a voice that comes out of an intercom, inquiring who they are and what they want. If there are criminals that try to break into the mansion at night, they will get a nasty surprise and I will have to clean up the bodyparts the next day.

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Not sure what you mean

Meaning's indeterminate?

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by effCup

Meaning's indeterminate?

Except that land around Melbourne is prohibitively expensive....

until the bubble bursts

[effCup]

Originally Posted by blondifan

until the bubble bursts

People who throw bubbles shouldn't live in...
no, hang on...
people who live in bursts shouldn't throw...



What have you done to my joke, bf? There used to be a punch-hole in there, somewhere.

[blondifan]

In other words we're almost keeping up with the rest of the world.

[OrangeSteve]

All the Australians I know about are good people. Gigi Edgley is the perfect example (not that I expect everyone to be as sweet as her). The one thing I'd always be worried about is China invading and the fact that you're not allowed to own things like AR-15s there.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by effCup

Meaning's indeterminate?

Now I finally know why sometimes I can't understand what you are saying. You are like the character in the movie: Good Will Hunting, a prodigy, a genius in math. No wonder you like Sudoku. Your thinking is so far above 99.9999999% of the rest of humanity including the members here at VEF that comparing you to us is like comparing Albert Einstein to a moron!!