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Old 04-26-2017, 11:58 AM   #5251
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Now I finally know why sometimes I can't understand what you are saying. You are like the character in the movie: Good Will Hunting, a prodigy, a genius in math. No wonder you like Sudoku. Your thinking is so far above 99.9999999% of the rest of humanity including the members here at VEF that comparing you to us is like comparing Albert Einstein to a moron!!
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The one thing I'd always be worried about is China invading and the fact that you're not allowed to own things like AR-15s there.
Yeah, I guess when the Chinks do finally invade, we'll all be cursing that we weren't allowed to own an AR-15. On the upside, I expect my grandkids to come home from school tomorrow.
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Comparing you to us is like comparing Albert Einstein to a moron!!
It's all relative.
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I knew it. When my super mansion was being built strange goings on were happening down on the beach near the Bass Strait. Now my security system has picked up what looks like strange construction equipment assembling something ominous. It could be terrorists or super criminals planning to make a daring raid on my mansion. They have to know that my walls can't be breached, and I have weapons that can resist the most modern of armies. And another thing. You idiots: I don't have any money stashed here. It is just a big mansion, not a bank!..........story to continue.
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I knew it. When my super mansion was being built strange goings on were happening down on the beach near the Bass Strait. Now my security system has picked up what looks like strange construction equipment assembling something ominous. It could be terrorists or super criminals planning to make a daring raid on my mansion. They have to know that my walls can't be breached, and I have weapons that can resist the most modern of armies. And another thing. You idiots: I don't have any money stashed here. It is just a big mansion, not a bank!..........story to continue.
Coises!...he's onto my attempts to tunnel underneath his mansion and come up through the floor. memo to self: move equipment further away
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Coises!...he's onto my attempts to tunnel underneath his mansion and come up through the floor. memo to self: move equipment further away
Pssst! loosgoose - my plan was to drill in through the roof. Perhaps we should co-ordinate our efforts from now on. Rich pickings to be had from all those quokka pelts he's secreted in the vault of doom.
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Coises!...he's onto my attempts to tunnel underneath his mansion and come up through the floor. memo to self: move equipment further away
Mind my tardis, when you do.

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At least tm's got Jeff Goldblum out the front handing out free snags.

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Oh, by the way the name of my mansion is Quokka Terrace, and no there are no quokkas here. I have an underground airstrip and jet helicopter pad. I can visit Rottnest Island when ever I want. It is a typical morning. I have just started to make breakfast when I hear explosions outside. I take an elevator to the basement where my security center is. I have big t.v. screens that show all sides of the mansion, and to my amazement I see three tiger tanks advancing on the mansion. These tanks look similar, although they are much larger than the ones used by the German army in World War 2. Also my radar detection system is showing 3 Sikorsky attack helicopters coming in from the south. 8 inch armor piercing shells are hitting my wall, but they are either bouncing off, or are exploding, but causing no damage. I have a Harpoon surface to air missle system on my roof. I just punch a button and the defense system automatically locates one of the helicopters and fires a missle. The missle hits the helicopter direct center and it is blown to dust. Seeing this the other ships immediately fly away. Meanwhile the tanks are getting closer. I will wait until they are a little closer before I end this stupid attempt by these nuts thinking they can penetrate my defenses. Thousands of rounds of 50mm incendiary and exploding bullets come from the tanks and hit my defense wall and do little damage. I think I will take out a tank. I push another button which activates another missle system. I have a cruise missle system. It fires 2,000 pound cruise missles which have a range of 500 miles and move at a speed of 700 mph. A missle is fired and it hits one of the tanks. There is nothing left but a smoking crater. Now the tanks are really pelting my mansion with everything they have. An anti-tank shell hits the wall and actually is able to get about eight inches into the wall. Flames from a flame thrower hit the wall. I also have an automated Laws rocket system. I hit another button and three laws rockets hit another tank and blasts the main turret off, then my pulse laser system fires and the tank explodes when the laser heats up its gasoline tanks. This is getting tiresome. Finally I destroy the last tank with another cruise missle. Suddenly an alarm sounds. My radar detection system says a missle is heading for the mansion. It may have been fired from one of the Sikorsky helicopters. No worry. I touch a button and a cruise missle fires. It has smart technology. It can locate any offensive object , zero in which it does and Booooooooooooooooom there is a tremendous explosion that happened about 2 miles off the Bass Strait above the sea. The battle is over. Quokka Terrace is safe. I go back to my breakfast.


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...The battle is over. Quokka Terrace is safe. I go back to my breakfast.
Phew! Glad you are safe but I never quite got why you were being attacked in the first place. I mean Aussies are generally pretty laid back.

It can't even be a Ford v Holden thing 'cause you drive a Toyota. Was it your high profile plan to ban barbecues that caused all the rumpus?
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