The Senior Citizens Thread - Page 2

doyle · September 12th, 2016, 11:31 PM

...In young porn girls, you find yourself admiring ...their teeth. How white they are! (Were my teeth ever like that?)

**bombermouse** · September 12th, 2016, 11:41 PM

So far so good, at 70 everything works to some extent and no serious problems. Of course that could all change tomorrow, and almost certainly will someday. But that's true at any age.

**@llatse@** · September 13th, 2016, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bombermouse

So far so good, at 70 everything works to some extent and no serious problems. Of course that could all change tomorrow, and almost certainly will someday. But that's true at any age.

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I'm not going to say my age but I'm looking at the para-olympics and thinking where I went wrong is not lopping my arm off when I was younger

gaeldom · September 13th, 2016, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Careful now you reckless young drug fiend.

Two of those with my dodgy stomach and I'd be on the bog all night.

Mind you, having said that, when I do go to a gig these days at least the band are my age or older.

Sixty years of age now and I still manage the mosh pit. Mind you, last time at Manchester Ritz and after four hours bouncing about, my good lady and myself had to get a taxi to the hotel, which was a ten minute walk away. Then it was a fight for the first soak in the bath

**JeffSav** · September 13th, 2016, 01:22 PM

I'm 67 years old and I find that if I go out and have 6 pints of beer, I have to get to the bathroom 7 times in the night. Well, I do if I wake up in time!!!

**Sir Honkers** · September 14th, 2016, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JeffSav

I'm 67 years old and I find that if I go out and have 6 pints of beer, I have to get to the bathroom 7 times in the night. Well, I do if I wake up in time!!!

I use to have to do that when I was 27.

**bloke57** · April 28th, 2018, 10:34 AM

Some good things:-

Pensions - they pay you and you don't have to do anything, ever!

The London over 60s Freedom Pass. What a marvellous thing.

I can now travel all over the metropolis - 138 square miles bigger than New York - and I pay nothing. Fantastic!

And any meds I might need are now free...

**@llatse@** · April 28th, 2018, 01:33 PM

You go upstairs and for the life of you, you can't remember why......and it's worse for me I live in a bungalow!!!

**Sir Honkers** · May 3rd, 2018, 11:20 PM

The candles cost more than the birthday cake did.

**maildude** · May 3rd, 2018, 11:33 PM

I'm old. I can't think of a fucking thing dammit.

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September 12th, 2016, 11:31 PM	#11
doyle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: East Coast of US Posts: 435 Thanks: 5,820 Thanked 2,754 Times in 383 Posts	...In young porn girls, you find yourself admiring ...their teeth. How white they are! (Were my teeth ever like that?)

September 12th, 2016, 11:41 PM	#12
bombermouse Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In the fog Posts: 3,851 Thanks: 105,638 Thanked 33,485 Times in 3,822 Posts	So far so good, at 70 everything works to some extent and no serious problems. Of course that could all change tomorrow, and almost certainly will someday. But that's true at any age.

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JeffSav Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: VPN dependent variable Posts: 634 Thanks: 5,166 Thanked 19,260 Times in 645 Posts	I'm 67 years old and I find that if I go out and have 6 pints of beer, I have to get to the bathroom 7 times in the night. Well, I do if I wake up in time!!!

April 28th, 2018, 10:34 AM	#17
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Some good things:- Pensions - they pay you and you don't have to do anything, ever! The London over 60s Freedom Pass. What a marvellous thing. I can now travel all over the metropolis - 138 square miles bigger than New York - and I pay nothing. Fantastic! And any meds I might need are now free...

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,197 Times in 30,298 Posts	The candles cost more than the birthday cake did.