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Old November 5th, 2016, 07:24 AM   #31
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Would you rather live a year alone on the bottom of the ocean or a year alone on the top of a mountain.

( You can not leave the ocean or the mountain for a year. And nobody can visit you. And you will have enough food for a year. And nothing apart from one book to entertain yourself with )
To live at the bottom of the ocean we would be in some sort of breathable shelter,obviously. Do we also get a shelter at the mountain top?

In that case mountain top all the way.


Would ya rather: Be in a real version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?
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I guess I'd make everyone agree to pretend it never happened. But to be honest, I wouldn't stop there. I'd make everyone to forget about Episode 1,2,3, Rogue One & 7 too. Star Wars IS A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi. The rest of the franchise can kiss my joint. Solo, a surprisingly good entertainement, excepted.

Sucked into a timewarp, Would you rather wake up as a king of the 13th century in a middle of a conflict with another land or as a survivor of a global war versus an advanced alien race in the 22th century ?
(I know...this would you rather session is dumb...)
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Would you rather wake up as a king of the 13th century in a middle of a conflict with another land or as a survivor of a global war versus an advanced alien race in the 22th century ?
Wake up as King
Only if Mal didn't want the throne himself though.
If did then I`d be his husky framed famed feared bodyguard , and renowned greedy bastard food taster

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American war of Independence , do you !!

Go back with a crate of fully oiled (No relation ) modern day weapons plus six more packed with ammunition and ....

Support the plucky twinkly eyed kind hearted lovely likebale English Or Those rascally mean evil makers of McDonald`s and ultimate followers of Satan`s very own Oprah
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