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Old June 25th, 2009, 07:43 AM   #1
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Big Grin Would it be considered greddy to ask 4 another caption?



James was so disappointed with the hooker's performance, grabbing her by the neck he demanded she return his spunk.

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Old June 25th, 2009, 07:51 AM   #2
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Old June 25th, 2009, 10:57 AM   #3
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" Dederie was torn , on one hand (Namely his) she was glad the baby had finally decided to leave but on the other cursed it`s timing "
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Yes, it is greedy but this is a vintage/classic forum and one of the eras it covers is the 1980s when greed was good. Just don't leave that decade and you'll be fine.

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I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.
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Old June 25th, 2009, 08:27 PM   #5
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James having paid for the $45 blowjob special with a $50 note demanded his change.
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I'd like to do a caption, but I don't have a clue what's going on.
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As the man asked for a "hand" job, he certainly got more than he bargained for.

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The hooker finally gave in and was willing to give her client a 4-finger discount.
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James was so disappointed with the hooker's performance, grabbing her by the neck he demanded she return his spunk.

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He didn't move his hand out of the way quick enough when she sat down, now his thumb is stuck up her ass!

Ladies and gentleman, this is a training film on goosing a woman!

She actually thought that was his dick instead of his thumb!
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yes very Gredddy
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kiwi isn't being too greddy, he's actually being very inclusive inviting you to mock his spilling mistook

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I think it's quite Zen What's the sound of one hand clapping ?
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