The corrupt a wish game - Page 69

**luddite** · October 16th, 2011, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish I had to occasionally work at being perfect. Everything is always so easy for me, I would just once like to know what it's like to be average.

Granted. For five minutes a day, you won't suffer from those delusions of grandeur.

I wish this were harder. (no, not that)

MaxJoker · October 17th, 2011, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish this were harder. (no, not that)

Granted.

This does become harder for you , as you loose all control of your bowel movements , develop an uncontrollable twitch and decide to convert to Islam. So find yourself unable to sit still , type properly plus are conflicted by the whole " Cor lemme see more tits / I must go face Mecca and chant like i've twisted off my nut sack " dichotomy.

I wish i could flyyyyyyyyy right up ta tha sky .

Lurk_D · October 17th, 2011, 01:18 AM

Granted. Unfortunately, the circus hasn't put your landing net up yet. This will end badly.

I wish for MOAR!

MaxJoker · October 17th, 2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurk_D

I wish for MOAR!

Granted.

Keith Batholomew Moar of no fixed abode is now your best friend , well him and his various contagious diseases and infestations .

I wish i had Spiderman`s super powers !

**Mal Hombre** · October 17th, 2011, 04:18 PM

Granted, You now have Spiderman's powers and also His success with women...

I wish I had The Spectre's powers...

**sweatyhat** · October 17th, 2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Granted, You now have Spiderman's powers and also His success with women...

I wish I had The Spectre's powers...

Granted.
You are The Brocken Spectre, a totally harmless shadow.

I wish I got to pilot one of the interceptors out of U.F.O.

**TCO95** · October 17th, 2011, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You are The Brocken Spectre, a totally harmless shadow.

I wish I got to pilot one of the interceptors out of U.F.O.

Granted. Genie likes the easy ones. The band UFO never released an album called Interceptor or even owned one. Therefor you get nothing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_%28band%29

I wish the statues on Easter Island would come to life and tell me how they got there.

**luddite** · October 17th, 2011, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish the statues on Easter Island would come to life and tell me how they got there.

Granted. The statues on Easter Island will be alive for the next 24 hours. You better hurry.

I wish I didn't know what the secret ingredients are in the Big Mac sauce.

**TCO95** · October 17th, 2011, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. The statues on Easter Island will be alive for the next 24 hours. You better hurry.

I wish I didn't know what the secret ingredients are in the Big Mac sauce.

Granted. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. It's not that. Not even close.

I wish 6 was 9.

smackthat · October 18th, 2011, 04:30 AM

Granted, so now Herman Cain keeps talking about his new tax plan being 6-6-6 and the Devil gets conjured up and everything goes to the proverbial hell in a handbasket. Ya happy now?

I wish I had gone ahead and had sex with that hot blonde chick in the Rio de Janeiro disco.

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October 17th, 2011, 01:18 AM	#683
Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	Granted. Unfortunately, the circus hasn't put your landing net up yet. This will end badly. I wish for MOAR!

October 18th, 2011, 04:30 AM	#690
smackthat Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York Posts: 67 Thanks: 322 Thanked 2,099 Times in 66 Posts	Granted, so now Herman Cain keeps talking about his new tax plan being 6-6-6 and the Devil gets conjured up and everything goes to the proverbial hell in a handbasket. Ya happy now? I wish I had gone ahead and had sex with that hot blonde chick in the Rio de Janeiro disco.