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January 15th, 2012, 01:37 AM | #1101 | |
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The family know what's going on and you're 'encouraged' to leave. I wish polar bears really did balance on Fox's Glacier Mints.
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January 15th, 2012, 07:09 AM | #1102 |
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Granted. Polar bears can balance on Fox's Glacier. I asked you to stop calling me Mints.
I wish to be the rudest person in the world. I thank you in advance.
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January 15th, 2012, 07:22 AM | #1103 |
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Granted You are now the Duke of Edinburgh
I wish I was the most popular man in the World
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January 15th, 2012, 11:08 AM | #1104 | |
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You're Michael Jackson. I wish someone would drop a pebble in the lake.
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January 15th, 2012, 01:08 PM | #1105 | |
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I wish I had a beer glass that as soon as it emptied it filled up again..with beer
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January 15th, 2012, 02:20 PM | #1106 | |
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Unfortunately your glass doesn't stop filling. You can't keep it in the house. I wish Connie Booth was naked in all her Fawlty Towers appearances.
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January 15th, 2012, 03:09 PM | #1107 |
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Granted, and the hard-of-hearing genie strikes again and instead of Conie Booth, it's Shirley Booth. Not a pretty sight.
I wish my bank account had 10 times as much US money in it as I do now.
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January 15th, 2012, 03:53 PM | #1108 | |
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I wish women would rather have sex with me instead of chocolate.
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January 15th, 2012, 04:54 PM | #1109 | |
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I wish the beer glass would stop filling up I'm nearly drowning here
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January 15th, 2012, 08:46 PM | #1110 | |
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