The corrupt a wish game

[Mal Hombre]

Granted,You have all the powers of Superman with none of the vulnerabilities,But You also have His moral sense and can only use them in the defense of Truth,Justice and the American Way...

I wish I was My ideal weight....

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I wish I was My ideal weight....

Granted.


You`re now ten feet tall , and so the idea weight.



I wish Kimberley Walsh ( Former Girls Aloud) would be utterly devoted to me ( As in me personally not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ) .

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Granted,You have all the powers of Superman with none of the vulnerabilities,But You also have His moral sense and can only use them in the defense of Truth,Justice and the American Way...

I wish I was My ideal weight....

Granted. However due to an administrative error the units of weight are mixed up and your mass is now so large that you undergo gravitational collapse and form your own black hole.

I wish I had a spaceship so I could escape from Mal's black hole.

[Jeff Vader]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.


You`re now ten feet tall , and so the idea weight.



I wish Kimberley Walsh ( Former Girls Aloud) would be utterly devoted to me ( As in me personally not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ) .

Arse !

Granted. However she is declared insane and now resides in a comfortably furnished room.
I wish to be Kimberly's 'doctor' for her regular 'injections'...

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish I had a spaceship so I could escape from Mal's black hole.

Granted.


Although you somehow end up in Greenmans hole instead , and man alive that`s black !.




I wish Kimberley Walsh ( Former Girls Aloud) would be utterly devoted to me ( As in me personally not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ) .

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.


Although you somehow end up in Greenmans hole instead , and man alive that`s black !.




I wish Kimberley Walsh ( Former Girls Aloud) would be utterly devoted to me ( As in me personally not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ) .

Granted.
She's devoted to the point of jealous paranoia.
She keeps you imprisoned and hobbled like James Caan's character in the film Misery.

I wish I could have the discipline to do some work.
That's asking for it.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish to be Kimberly's 'doctor' for her regular 'injections'...

Granted.

Although since you didn`t specify which Kimberly the one you have to administer to has goal keepers hands, stubble and an Adams apple bigger than a cricket ball.

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish I could have the discipline to do some work.
That's asking for it.

Granted.

Your new boss Madam Nut Cracker soon takes you in hand and sorts you out.




I wish i could stop posting on this thread for at least five minutes.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.

Although since you didn`t specify which Kimberly the one you have to administer to has goal keepers hands, stubble and an Adams apple bigger than a cricket ball.





Granted.

Your new boss Madam Nut Cracker soon takes you in hand and sorts you out.




I wish i could stop posting on this thread for at least five minutes.

Granted
You've just had a five minute break (07.12 now) so now you're back on the merry-go-round for the next twelve hours.

I wish I could avoid that customer who fancies me.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish I could avoid that customer who fancies me.

Granted.


I`ll just never visit your self service Dildo store ever again !.




I wish i could read the thoughts of whomever i wanted.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

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I wish i could read the thoughts of whomever i wanted.

Granted but in order to have that ability, you relinquish the ability to have your own thoughts.

I wish that all tree hugging left wing save the whales no nukes activists would finally say Estreeter, you're right, we were wrong