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November 16th, 2016, 02:55 PM | #11771 |
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November 16th, 2016, 09:12 PM | #11772 |
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A pun, a play of words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke. The joke wasn't there because it was busy parking the car.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do mathematicians scold their children? "If I've told you n times, I've told you n +1 times." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mathematician wanders back home a 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematician replies cooly, " I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12." |
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November 17th, 2016, 10:47 AM | #11773 |
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The one and only really funny knock-knock joke I can think of ...
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Let me out! Let me out who? Let me out of this damned coffin ... |
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November 17th, 2016, 11:42 AM | #11774 |
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I think no one around has yet commented on the fact that Donald Trump when visiting Barack Obama in White House used his rear entrance ...
But strangely enough since his coming out he speaks as if Obama had paid a visit to him - finally he seems to get used to Obama care ... or was it by Obama care? |
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November 17th, 2016, 01:09 PM | #11775 |
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Did you hear the one about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "Bach,Bach,Bach." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sign at a music shop: " Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaa ( the opening strands of his ninth Symphony ) |
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November 17th, 2016, 01:55 PM | #11776 |
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Paddy and Murphy are having a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
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And his favourite fruits were probably the cherries of his female piano students ...
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