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March 27th, 2016, 09:44 AM | #1331 |
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And now for something completely off topic to your post
But slightly on topic with the main topic of this thread. A personal experience I had today ..... So, sit back, and completely ignore my post as it might get lengthy Put a picture in your head of a lady , maybe 55 years old, shaved head, wearing a frock that hippies wore in the sixties and, well, dog ugly. Well she was ugly to me but beauty is in the eyes of the beholder I guess She had to be a lesbian IMO, A few weeks back I bought a new XR8 Falcon. That car will be one of the last Fords built in this country, am hoping it will be a bit of an investment as a V8 Ford here is a bit of an icon. The car was today covered and garaged at Mums place where it will stay in pristine condition. I was filling that baby up today on the way to Mums..... and that ugly lookin' Lesbian who was on the opposite pump filling up her Eco friendly piece of crap for no reason decided to have a shot at me for driving a V8 in today's day and age I don't know why she started on that, but I figured she must be a Green voter also. So, I was polite, asked her to mind her own business and go and get her plastic dildo made from oil and ram it up her butt Only then did my Missus intervene and told me to stop being vulgar in public Men can't win, I didn't start it, I asked her to pleasure herself and in the end I'm the guilty party Please help me What did I do wrong
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What ,With My pert.Taut buttocks ? Front of course..
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