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Old October 18th, 2018, 12:02 AM   #6631
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Stuck in traffic. Music or Podcasts?
C'mon, man. Suicide is not an option?

O.K. then music. "Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast...."

But enough about my breast.

The playoffs are on and soon the World Series.

Are you a baseball fan?
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Old October 18th, 2018, 01:36 AM   #6632
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Not really, though I'll watch it on occasion.

Favorite old time computer - Apple II or IBM PC?
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Old October 18th, 2018, 11:51 AM   #6633
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DVD player or streaming HD?
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Streaming HD.
Pornhub or Xvideos or much of a muchness?
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I never watch x-rated movies. There just too boring!


For those members who like porn movies do you or do you not ever watch the old classic porn movies from the late 1970's?
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I never watch porn

Seriously, yes

Do you think 2000's pornstars are mostly tasteless or not?
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Old October 19th, 2018, 10:31 AM   #6638
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Typed by someone yet to be enthralled by the romantic inventive wonderful pacy plot of "Anal Gangbang Gapes 12"


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Do you think 2000's pornstars are mostly tasteless or not?
The females of today are certainly no longer held it that same more star-like regard light as those legends from the 80`s and 90`s (Not that I wouldn't mind tasting a few of the 2000`s ladies ) that`s for sure.

Battle of Waterloo ( Either side) prefer to be ,

Infantryman Or Cavalry ?
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Shark (Preferably a ninety foot long bullet proof Jaws with Adamantium teeth )

Was John (Bogeyman) Wick`s character copied on the Spammer kill rate of our very own Mal (Deadly) Hombre

Of course who else Or Too scared to answer ?
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