What if you lived in Australia? - Page 533

Estreeter · May 28th, 2017, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

What would your honey pie say if MaxJoker showed up one day at your house and wanted to stay for a week!?

Without doubt

"A Mate of yours ??? Figures, just keep the noise down kids"

**trailmaster** · May 28th, 2017, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Without doubt

"A Mate of yours ??? Figures, just keep the noise down kids"

I will go even further. You get home one day from your other job and find a note on the kitchen table. It is from your wife. She says she is going off to England with MaxJoker and if you really want her back you are going to have to come get her!
What will you do now!?

**bloke57** · May 28th, 2017, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I will go even further. You get home one day from your other job and find a note on the kitchen table. It is from your wife. She says she is going off to England with MaxJoker and if you really want her back you are going to have to come get her!
What will you do now!?

Knowing what a kind and generous bloke Estreeter is, he'd probably 'phone Max and apologise.

**andw** · May 28th, 2017, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I will go even further. You get home one day from your other job and find a note on the kitchen table. It is from your wife. She says she is going off to England with MaxJoker and if you really want her back you are going to have to come get her!
What will you do now!?

Simple Kev, Julez missus get's Mazza back for a barbie with Dazza, etc.
Your welcome..
Shazza.

**trailmaster** · May 28th, 2017, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by andw

Simple Kev, Julez missus get's Mazza back for a barbie with Dazza, etc.
Your welcome..
Shazza.

Are you speaking some kind of pidgin Australian, because I don't understand what you just said?

Estreeter · May 28th, 2017, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

What will you do now!?

Dunno Kev

Probably crack open a stubbie and watch some footy for the first week

then send Max a PM and ask him if she knows where where my old blue tank top ( the one she hates ) got to

Then ask him if she's started nagging about crap yet

Then listen to Max ask how I put up with that crap

and then tell max she's welcome back anytime, just don't wake me if it's a workday and wait till I wake on my own unlike somedays

**trailmaster** · May 28th, 2017, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Dunno Kev

Probably crack open a stubbie and watch some footy for the first week

then send Max a PM and ask him if she knows where where my old blue tank top ( the one she hates ) got to

Then ask him if she's started nagging about crap yet

Then listen to Max ask how I put up with that crap

and then tell max she's welcome back anytime, just don't wake me if it's a workday and wait till I wake on my own unlike somedays

I don't think so. You'd go nuts. You'd run all over your house. You'd call the police. You would go downstairs to your basement and break open those floorboards where you keep a special stash of money. Then you would call Quantas and book a flight to Los Angeles. You could use the bar to drink yourself silly while waiting for the connecting flight to New York, and then get onto another airline for the flight to London and then get into a cab for the drive to Norwich, and all the time you would be crying and drinking and moaning for your honey pie!

**andw** · May 28th, 2017, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I don't think so. You'd go nuts. You'd run all over your house. You'd call the police. You would go downstairs to your basement and break open those floorboards where you keep a special stash of money. Then you would call Quantas and book a flight to Los Angeles. You could use the bar to drink yourself silly while waiting for the connecting flight to New York, and then get onto another airline for the flight to London and then get into a cab for the drive to Norwich, and all the time you would be crying and drinking and moaning for your honey pie!

Kev, you're confusing women with something important, like footy.

**trailmaster** · May 28th, 2017, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by andw

Kev, you're confusing women with something important, like footy.

If the wife said to Estreeter: What is more important: me or footy? I am sure Estreeter would say his wife, because if he did not she would kick him right out of the house and throw the t.v. out the window!

**Mal Hombre** · May 28th, 2017, 02:26 PM

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