What if you lived in Australia?

[dwvbf]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Hiram Big, son of Mr.Big here. Since I am so rich I was thinking of something fantastic. What if I had built an under the sea tunnel which would connect New Zealand with Australia. I know it sounds ridiculous. New Zealand is 1400 miles from Australia. It is much easier to get from one country to the other by a commercial jet flying at 550 mph. This tunnel would be a lot different than the Chunnel which connects England to the European continent. For one thing I would have bult a mag-lev bullet train which can travel at speeds in excess of 300 mph(483 kph), and there would be tremendous t.v. cameras inside the tunnel that show views of the ocean outside. My late father's construction company "Big Works" which employs 50,000 people could accomplish the construction in only 6 months. Travel would be relatively in-expensive(less than the cost of a commercial jet airline flight) and the train would have luxury accomadations and amenities at low costs. How can I afford this you might ask? Remember my late father was the world's richest man, and I inherited his wealth which is about 4 trillion dollars. Comments, questions?

Just how many sheeps does it cost to ride mate?

[palo5]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I was thinking of something fantastic. What if I had built an under the sea tunnel which would connect New Zealand with Australia...

Comments, questions?

How many people would use a tunnel when they're already well connected by sea & air? I would never go in a 2,500 km long tunnel, that's a promise. What if there was a fire or two?

Looks almost like a Siberian problem to me -- distances are too big, and there aren't enough people for it to be worthwhile. Or were you planning to change their immigration policy as well?

[trailmaster]

It was just an idea. I know it sounds insane. If New Zealand was much closer it could work. Hey that's an idea. Maybe I could have my construction company "Big Works" try to move New Zealand

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

It was just an idea. I know it sounds insane. If New Zealand was much closer it could work. Hey that's an idea. Maybe I could have my construction company "Big Works" try to move New Zealand

I like your idea Kev - shows bold vision and initiative.

Could we also build one to connect Taz to Oz and bring it into the 20th Century? I'd say 21st but I don't want to be too ambitious!

Cheers! Davo.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Comments

Vladimir Putin sucks dick !!!

Originally Posted by trailmaster

questions?

Yeah I do have a question Kev,

Why not build a tunnel from Geelong to Chicago

Originally Posted by bloke57

Could we also build one to connect Taz to Oz and bring it into the 20th Century? I'd say 21st but I don't want to be too ambitious!

Dave, Mate ..... 20th century are we that backward in the rest of the worlds eyes

[trailmaster]

Now I'm confused. Am I Kevin or Hiram Big, and no I can't build a tunnel from Geelong to Chicago. Estreeter your drinking too much liquor. Your mind is turning into mush. Oh my God! Your turning into the Australian:

MaxJoker

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Now I'm confused.

My work is done Welcome to Australia

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I can't build a tunnel from Geelong to Chicago

Pfft! You're lacking ambition there, Big Kev. What about a tunnel from the Moon to Mars & back? You could even call it a wormhole through the space-time continuum. Just remember to steer clear of all the black holes.

... no, nothing to do with black sheep, Julez.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

My work is done Welcome to Australia

Once you wanted me to bring palo5 to Australia with me. Now you want MaxJoker. What would your honey pie say if MaxJoker showed up one day at your house and wanted to stay for a week!?

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

say if MaxJoker showed up one day at your house and wanted to stay for a week!?

Where'd he been all her life?