What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 32

**Historian** · December 19th, 2015, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by whop

295. Cool people can use a classic car as their daily driver without breaking down all the time. All maintenance required is opening the bonnet and wiping your hands in an oily rag on a sunny afternoon.

295a: This of course particularly applies to detectives in TV police shows- After all, in real life, you never see detectives driving a standard unmarked police car, when they can conduct their police business in that essential aid to modern crimefighting, some 40-year-old classic that breaks down faster than you can say 'high-speed pursuit'....

~~rodak~~ · December 19th, 2015, 06:27 PM

299. Don't give robot children spinach.

**CARLTON BROWN** · December 19th, 2015, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Umm

I didn't need an American movie to learn that, I stated doing that as a kid and still do it now with one exception, Mrs E does go off her nut when she sees it

Okay. Thought it was just a movie thing as I don't know anyone who'd do that in my part of the world!

~~rodak~~ · December 20th, 2015, 12:22 AM

300. Loafers are standard issue foot wear for rocket crews. -Various 1950's sci-fi movies.

BET · December 20th, 2015, 02:26 AM

301. Human females are perfect incubation hosts for alien lifeforms. (Too many movies.)

~~rodak~~ · December 20th, 2015, 01:09 PM

302. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

**ManofKent** · December 20th, 2015, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Historian

295a: This of course particularly applies to detectives in TV police shows- After all, in real life, you never see detectives driving a standard unmarked police car, when they can conduct their police business in that essential aid to modern crimefighting, some 40-year-old classic that breaks down faster than you can say 'high-speed pursuit'....

Magnum P.I is perhaps the worst one for that.

The whole point of being a Private Investigator is that your supposed to maintain a low-key inconspicuous presence.
So why does he drive around in a bright red Ferrari the can be seen and recognized from miles away?

**Jack Rabbit** · December 20th, 2015, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

Magnum P.I is perhaps the worst one for that.

The whole point of being a Private Investigator is that your supposed to maintain a low-key inconspicuous presence.
So why does he drive around in a bright red Ferrari the can be seen and recognized from miles away?

Then again... Colombo's Peugeot always had problems, it never ran well.

**rosestone** · December 20th, 2015, 03:52 PM

303. If you're a policeman and you're only 3 days away from retirement, you should be very, VERY concerned for your personal safety.

**whop** · December 20th, 2015, 07:45 PM

304. People listen to jazz.

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