Dictionary of metaphors, euphemisms, expressions, etc. - Page 9

**theequestrian** · November 24th, 2012, 01:30 AM

"Since it's patently obvious that there is no way on earth you could possibly have passed the test, my question to you is; How many blowjobs did it take to get your drivers license?"

"For the one you love at Christmas..." Translation: If you're planning on getting laid during the next calender year you better buy her; the diamond, the car, the small Caribbean island etc.

**electile disfunction** · December 7th, 2012, 09:03 PM

Cuti (like cutee or cutie ... "She's a cuti!"): Chronic urinary tract infection.

e.d.

November 24th, 2012, 01:30 AM	#81
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	"Since it's patently obvious that there is no way on earth you could possibly have passed the test, my question to you is; How many blowjobs did it take to get your drivers license?" "For the one you love at Christmas..." Translation: If you're planning on getting laid during the next calender year you better buy her; the diamond, the car, the small Caribbean island etc. __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

December 7th, 2012, 09:03 PM	#82
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,353 Times in 1,903 Posts	Cuti (like cutee or cutie ... "She's a cuti!"): Chronic urinary tract infection. e.d.