Dictionary of metaphors, euphemisms, expressions, etc.

[bluetit]

got a brilliant book for xmas that should be right up your street over 10,000 word descriptions very funny.
The Magna Fartlet: Viz Roger's Profanisaurus available from amazon for £3.67 free del.
type in viz books on google

[electile disfunction]

Originally Posted by bluetit

got a brilliant book for xmas that should be right up your street over 10,000 word descriptions very funny.
The Magna Fartlet: Viz Roger's Profanisaurus available from amazon for £3.67 free del.
type in viz books on google

G'day bluetit,

I'll look up the book (see if it is at the public library, etc.). It sounds fun.

I suppose, now, you're going to be posting a few gems for us, kinda every day, maybe? (hint ... hint ...)

e.d.


Almost forgot: Enhancement mammoplasty (breast implants)--
"Touched by the bicycle pump of the Titty Fairy".

[eelcat]

I love the terms Fanny Batter and Flange Snot (vaginal secretions produced when a woman becomes sexually aroused). They are great to shock whoever you are talking to at the time
A good Aussie one for penis is Blue veined custard pump and vagina (esp. pre 1990) is Map of Tassie (Tasmania).

[sydney1]

From Roger's Profanisaurus:

'Nine volter', euphemism, When a man 'goes down' on a female who in less than diligent in the hygiene area and discovers it's not to his taste. Rather like putting one's tongue across the contacts of a nine volt battery.

[Foxbark]

Absolute classic.
One always marvels at the calibre of mind that comes up with such classics and the peculiar habits of the individuals concerned.

Originally Posted by sydney1

From Roger's Profanisaurus:

'Nine volter', euphemism, When a man 'goes down' on a female who in less than diligent in the hygiene area and discovers it's not to his taste. Rather like putting one's tongue across the contacts of a nine volt battery.

[Foxbark]

One classic from the Profanisaurus is an 'Ant & Dec'.

Apparently used in the porn biz to describe a certain type of favored shot since it means "One complete @rse-hole followed by a half-bald c*nt."

[bluetit]

'barry gibb' the bit between the cunt and the arsehole.
'cutty sark' a large floater that burns on the way out.
'dealt a beadle' to be given a shit hand whilst playing cards.
'beadle fist' a tightly shrivelled scrotum.
'glitter ball' an under 16s disco.
'glasgow salad' chips.
'bookie's biro'small cock ie 'he had a cock like a bookie's biro'.

[Foxbark]

One is reminded of that late, great English eccentric Viv Stanshall (of 'Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band' fame).Stanshall recorded the comedy album 'Sir Henry at Rawlinson End', detailing the eccentricities of the English upper classes.
Chief amongst the faithful staff of servants was 'Scrotum - the wrinkled old retainer'

[sydney1]

'Crafty butcher'. Euphamism and slang, derogatory and possibly slanderous accusation of someone who practise's the dark arts of the Sausage Jockey, Chutney Ferreter, Shirt lifter and a Ginger Beer.

Meaning as one who likes to take his meat 'round the back..

[eelcat]

I think I remember reading a similar one about a "Rear Admiral"....one that likes to navigate the windward passage