101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 242

**DoctorWho** · August 5th, 2017, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DoctorWho

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4155 - "Hey.. You promised you'd brush your TOOTH if I came over tonight.."

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4155b - "I mean.. you still have it, right??"

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**ball7** · August 5th, 2017, 12:24 PM

4156

"I told you not to go to the bathroom first!"
"It's Golden Shower night"

Mandyp · August 16th, 2017, 10:35 AM

Your bum does look big in that!

MaxJoker · August 16th, 2017, 02:30 PM

4158 ~ Argh I've just pulled my groin , through your mud flaps. Too right once was enough , "Taxi" .

winetippler · August 16th, 2017, 04:01 PM

True story.
I heard this from a work colleague, apparently as a teenager at a party one of his mates was in a room with this girl and some lads including my work colleague were all listening outside.
His mate was making pornstar noises and the girl was quiet and suddenly said in a matter of fact tone....'The Pope got shot today!'
The mate in question never lived it down and was known for ever after as The Pope!

**ball7** · August 16th, 2017, 07:52 PM

Cum on me like I was a Jackson Pollack

Estreeter · August 17th, 2017, 03:04 PM

4160 Believe it or not Ma'am, My penis size is the same number as your IQ

**andw** · August 17th, 2017, 03:08 PM

4161: "I like my sex the way I like my golf, it's always more fun on the back nine".

**andw** · August 17th, 2017, 03:13 PM

4162: "I like my sex the way I like my flying, the toilet's blocked and the sickbag is full."

MaxJoker · August 17th, 2017, 03:23 PM

4163 ~ Can you believe the Jews murdered our lord ?

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August 17th, 2017, 03:04 PM	#2417
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August 5th, 2017, 12:24 PM	#2412
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,986 Times in 15,731 Posts	4156 "I told you not to go to the bathroom first!" "It's Golden Shower night"

August 16th, 2017, 10:35 AM	#2413
Mandyp Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Europe Posts: 28 Thanks: 203 Thanked 228 Times in 28 Posts	Your bum does look big in that!

August 16th, 2017, 04:01 PM	#2415
winetippler Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: UK Posts: 137 Thanks: 168 Thanked 2,366 Times in 129 Posts	True story. I heard this from a work colleague, apparently as a teenager at a party one of his mates was in a room with this girl and some lads including my work colleague were all listening outside. His mate was making pornstar noises and the girl was quiet and suddenly said in a matter of fact tone....'The Pope got shot today!' The mate in question never lived it down and was known for ever after as The Pope!

August 16th, 2017, 07:52 PM	#2416
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,986 Times in 15,731 Posts	Cum on me like I was a Jackson Pollack

August 17th, 2017, 03:08 PM	#2418
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,325 Times in 3,826 Posts	4161: "I like my sex the way I like my golf, it's always more fun on the back nine".

August 17th, 2017, 03:13 PM	#2419
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,325 Times in 3,826 Posts	4162: "I like my sex the way I like my flying, the toilet's blocked and the sickbag is full."