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October 24th, 2016, 10:54 PM | #2031 |
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I don't have a small dick, you've got a big pussy....
She hurt my feeling by saying.... I know you fat fuck your lying on me!
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October 25th, 2016, 01:00 PM | #2032 |
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2067 We don't talk enough after sex, so how about we do from now was thinking we could discuss sex and serial killers
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October 25th, 2016, 01:36 PM | #2033 |
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Look who cares if she did anal... A man`s dessert is his own private kingdom !
2068 ~ Too right I`m not happy. At the restaurant you said you didn't want dessert but still stuck a finger in my chocolate mousse. Actually to hell with it. We`re through ..
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October 25th, 2016, 01:46 PM | #2034 |
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2069 - you're meant to be sucking it...not using it as a toothpick!!!
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October 25th, 2016, 01:47 PM | #2035 |
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So My dicks to small Hey , look on the bright side, your ass is too fat, means I won't get my small dick in your asshole, if that's your fetish, Ma'am
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October 25th, 2016, 01:52 PM | #2036 |
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2071: Sorry, but all sexual requests must be submitted in writing and notarized by a certified Notary Public!
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October 26th, 2016, 04:54 AM | #2037 |
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2072: You have that same cute little birthmark near your pussy that your sister and your mother both have .... Oops!
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October 26th, 2016, 12:59 PM | #2038 |
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2073 Sorry, were you talking to me I thought you were the blow up doll I overinflated yesterday
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October 27th, 2016, 12:48 AM | #2039 |
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2074: What? No potato?
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October 27th, 2016, 05:59 PM | #2040 |
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2075 Show me the way to the next whisky bar....Don't ask me why (thanks Jim)
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