Left Wing, Right Wing, Chicken Wing - Page 2

**Mal Hombre** · December 10th, 2012, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

But instead i`m an anti-imperialist anti-free market (Which has never existed anyway) anti-capitalist rabid Union supporting socialist who deeply cares about the welfare of people, yet isn`t opposed to killing several hundred million of the undesirable fcukers

Ah UKIP..I voted lefty ,I always voted (When I voted) Libdem but Since the infamous Coalition,I guess I'll have to revert to Wishing a Plague on all Their Houses.....

**Greenman** · December 10th, 2012, 05:43 PM

To heck with wings, I'm a breast man myself

Is it just me or does anyone else feel like punching that smug article Nigel Farrage(or Farrago as I call him) - the man that survived a helicopter crash but seems even more annoying than he once was and it was he who said Herman van Rumpuy(EU bod) looked like a "low-grade bank clerk with all the charisma of a dishcloth!"

**squigg58** · December 10th, 2012, 06:42 PM

Chicken? Nah! Stuffing's best! Preferably taking all politicians, stuffing them in an air-tight barrel, and dropping them off Beachy Head!

I don't vote. Yes, I have a "constitutional right" to decide which bunch of self-serving dickheads are going to shaft me, but on the basis that I am going to be shafted, one way or another, what's the point?

It seems to me that most people vote for a "brand", and that's not meant as a criticism because there's not much else to go on! Anyone who believes a pre-election party manifesto probably believes in the tooth fairy! "Oh, we're going to cut unemployment and sort out the economy and give all elderly people free electricity and a cute little kitten to keep them company, and ... what's that? We won the election? Right ... f*ck 'em ... where's my expenses forms?"

They're worse than a bunch of bickering children. If Cameron said it was December, what's'isname from Labour would say it was January because he wouldn't want to agree, on principle ... and, of course, the opposite is true.

Don't get me wrong; I'm not an anarchist or anything. The reality is that we're always going to have a bunch of power-crazed, money-grabbing bullshitters in parliament ... but we're always going to have crap like Strictly Come Dancing and the X-Factor on TV. It doesn't mean I have to vote for them!

**tygrkhat40** · December 10th, 2012, 07:33 PM

Since I could go to the Anchor Bar for dinner tonight, I vote for chicken wings. For those who may be unaware, the Anchor Bar is the birthplace of what everyone else calls Buffalo wings.

**palo5** · December 10th, 2012, 08:50 PM

Man, I feel so cheated - there is no option for ultra-red, pinko, capitalist-defying, card-carrying, socialist, atheist, big-mac regurgitating Commies like me

I had to vote "lefty"

**lothian** · December 10th, 2012, 11:43 PM

I stopped voting once I realised that :

A) whoever you vote for , the government still gets in .
b ) Joe public will always vote for the set of lies that threatens their personal comfort the least .
B ) The poor the weak and the vunerable will always be scapegoats for the mistakes and greed of the the rich, and powerful .

Jack Keroact · December 10th, 2012, 11:54 PM

wing this wing that, I'm a leg man

**exfarmer** · December 10th, 2012, 11:57 PM

Umm... I picked my favourite

natas777 · December 11th, 2012, 01:23 AM

None of the above.

I would like that a) voting is compulsory and b) there is a none of the above option on every ballot, with all major party candidates being disqualified from standing from election again if the none of the aboves get a majority.

**Dr Shipherd** · December 11th, 2012, 02:02 AM

I'm not a believer in the left-right political dichotomy; there are too many issues to accurately put everyone in either camp (or even in the middle). A gentleman named David Nolan devised a diamond-shaped chart to more accurately determine political ideology based on both fiscal and social issues. Let's just say I'm firmly set at second base.

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December 10th, 2012, 05:43 PM	#12
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	To heck with wings, I'm a breast man myself Is it just me or does anyone else feel like punching that smug article Nigel Farrage(or Farrago as I call him) - the man that survived a helicopter crash but seems even more annoying than he once was and it was he who said Herman van Rumpuy(EU bod) looked like a "low-grade bank clerk with all the charisma of a dishcloth!" __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

December 10th, 2012, 07:33 PM	#14
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,629 Times in 9,629 Posts	Since I could go to the Anchor Bar for dinner tonight, I vote for chicken wings. For those who may be unaware, the Anchor Bar is the birthplace of what everyone else calls Buffalo wings. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 10th, 2012, 11:57 PM	#18
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,658 Times in 13,045 Posts	Umm... I picked my favourite __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

December 11th, 2012, 02:02 AM	#20
Dr Shipherd Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: On the dirty linoleum floor, sipping cheap Scotch Posts: 428 Thanks: 8,274 Thanked 7,626 Times in 409 Posts	I'm not a believer in the left-right political dichotomy; there are too many issues to accurately put everyone in either camp (or even in the middle). A gentleman named David Nolan devised a diamond-shaped chart to more accurately determine political ideology based on both fiscal and social issues. Let's just say I'm firmly set at second base. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. BLUE DEVILS - 2023 DCI CHAMPIONS!! NUMBER 21 - AND A 3-PEAT!!

December 10th, 2012, 06:42 PM	#13
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	Chicken? Nah! Stuffing's best! Preferably taking all politicians, stuffing them in an air-tight barrel, and dropping them off Beachy Head! I don't vote. Yes, I have a "constitutional right" to decide which bunch of self-serving dickheads are going to shaft me, but on the basis that I am going to be shafted, one way or another, what's the point? It seems to me that most people vote for a "brand", and that's not meant as a criticism because there's not much else to go on! Anyone who believes a pre-election party manifesto probably believes in the tooth fairy! "Oh, we're going to cut unemployment and sort out the economy and give all elderly people free electricity and a cute little kitten to keep them company, and ... what's that? We won the election? Right ... f*ck 'em ... where's my expenses forms?" They're worse than a bunch of bickering children. If Cameron said it was December, what's'isname from Labour would say it was January because he wouldn't want to agree, on principle ... and, of course, the opposite is true. Don't get me wrong; I'm not an anarchist or anything. The reality is that we're always going to have a bunch of power-crazed, money-grabbing bullshitters in parliament ... but we're always going to have crap like Strictly Come Dancing and the X-Factor on TV. It doesn't mean I have to vote for them!

December 10th, 2012, 08:50 PM	#15
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Man, I feel so cheated - there is no option for ultra-red, pinko, capitalist-defying, card-carrying, socialist, atheist, big-mac regurgitating Commies like me I had to vote "lefty"

December 10th, 2012, 11:43 PM	#16
lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	I stopped voting once I realised that : A) whoever you vote for , the government still gets in . b ) Joe public will always vote for the set of lies that threatens their personal comfort the least . B ) The poor the weak and the vunerable will always be scapegoats for the mistakes and greed of the the rich, and powerful .

December 10th, 2012, 11:54 PM	#17
Jack Keroact Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 107 Thanks: 63 Thanked 771 Times in 101 Posts	wing this wing that, I'm a leg man

December 11th, 2012, 01:23 AM	#19
natas777 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 57 Thanks: 31 Thanked 497 Times in 55 Posts	None of the above. I would like that a) voting is compulsory and b) there is a none of the above option on every ballot, with all major party candidates being disqualified from standing from election again if the none of the aboves get a majority.