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August 23rd, 2014, 09:16 AM

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This may the wrong thread it may belong on the worst jokes thread but here goes.
Is Gaelic what they call two Irish homosexuals?

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Is Gaelic what they call two Irish lesbians ?
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August 23rd, 2014, 11:23 AM	#8432
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Remember the good old days when things were better? Things were cheaper, easier, less stressful, TV had better programmes, jokes were funnier even though less crude and you could say something racist without being exposed on social media.

I do recall when there was no such thing as nostalgia. Ah, those were the days!

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August 23rd, 2014, 12:31 PM	#8434
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I like this one.

A better idea is to take the kids on vacation to Iraq. The best way to teach kids about taxes is to see what's done with the money.

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I do recall when there was no such thing as nostalgia. Ah, those were the days!

Yeah. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be ...

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August 23rd, 2014, 08:24 PM	#8439
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