Random Thoughts - Page 655

MaxJoker · August 5th, 2018, 02:14 PM

Who first discovered we can't be deprived of oxygen for more than three minutes before passing out

MaxJoker · August 5th, 2018, 03:29 PM

Does Ellen DeGeneres think she`s funny and if so , has she never seen her act

Estreeter · August 5th, 2018, 03:42 PM

Random Thought

It has just become my ambition to do the worlds worst fart, dry one, not wet

**Roubignol** · August 5th, 2018, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If XYZzzzzz`s vagina could talk , what would it say

Vagina being a female organ, it would say:

"- I hate hypocrisy, but please don't speak about reality.
- I bought this, I want that, I want a new smartphone, I bought this, I want a new car, I bought this, I want that, I bought.... I want... I bought... I want...
- Me, myself and I.
- If poor people can't buy bread, why don't they buy brioche."

Hhhmmmm....

By the way, isn't it how an Australian mod talk here ?

Estreeter · August 6th, 2018, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

Hhhmmmm....

By the way, isn't it how an Australian mod talk here ?

Australian Mod

Don't talk here, They type

Estreeter · August 6th, 2018, 01:34 PM

Robert Oppenheimer, Father of The Atomic Bomb

All that brain power and funding from the US Government ... Imagine what he would have come up with had that brain power and funding been used to develop a dildo

That's as far as my adult behaviour will allow me to go tonight

MaxJoker · August 6th, 2018, 03:10 PM

If horses never existed would bikes have been invented sooner

Estreeter · August 13th, 2018, 04:28 PM

Not my thought,
Didn't know where else to post it but here

**SanteeFats** · August 13th, 2018, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Not my thought,
Didn't know where else to post it but here

It is random but it also makes no bloody sense!!! What does scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush have to do with the caption??

**DTravel** · August 14th, 2018, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

It is random but it also makes no bloody sense!!! What does scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush have to do with the caption??

Its a picture from the movie 'Forest Gump', the title character of which has a habit of listing all the various kinds of shrimp. Replace "shrimp" with "shooting" and....

August 5th, 2018, 02:14 PM	#6541
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August 5th, 2018, 03:29 PM	#6542
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August 6th, 2018, 01:34 PM	#6546
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,737 Times in 60,308 Posts	Robert Oppenheimer, Father of The Atomic Bomb All that brain power and funding from the US Government ... Imagine what he would have come up with had that brain power and funding been used to develop a dildo That's as far as my adult behaviour will allow me to go tonight __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 13th, 2018, 04:28 PM	#6548
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