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**dbailey** · September 13th, 2011, 08:44 PM

Can spiders build a web in zero gravity?

What happens if you fart in a spacesuit ?

What do WoodChucks do when they come across MDF?

**Mal Hombre** · September 13th, 2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dbailey

Can spiders build a web in zero gravity?

What happens if you fart in a spacesuit ?

What do WoodChucks do when they come across MDF?

What happens when You fart in zero gravity ?

**sweatyhat** · September 13th, 2011, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What happens when You fart in zero gravity ?

What sort of pretty patterns would you make if you ejaculated?
Zero G white wee!

**rotobott** · September 13th, 2011, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What happens when You fart in zero gravity ?

That's troubled me for some time, so far I've managed to avoid it

**ubu_roi** · September 13th, 2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dbailey

Can spiders build a web in zero gravity?

From Wikipedia:

Spider webs were spun in low earth orbit in 1973 aboard Skylab, involving two female European garden spiders (cross spiders) called Arabella and Anita, as part of an experiment on the Skylab 3 mission....

When scientists were given the opportunity to study the webs, they discovered that the space webs were finer than normal Earth webs, and although the patterns of the web were not totally dissimilar, variations were spotted, and there was a definite difference in the characteristics of the web. Additionally, while the webs were finer overall, the space web had variations in thickness in places: some places were slightly thinner, and others slightly thicker. This was unusual, because Earth webs have been observed to have uniform thickness.

**TCO95** · September 13th, 2011, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What happens when You fart in zero gravity ?

A form of self propulsion. Astronauts use this technique for micro-movements while space walking.

**TCO95** · September 13th, 2011, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

What sort of pretty patterns would you make if you ejaculated?
Zero G white wee!

Astronauts use this technique for micro-movements while space wanking.

**tygrkhat40** · September 13th, 2011, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

What sort of pretty patterns would you make if you ejaculated?
Zero G white wee!

According to Peter Griffin on Family Guy, after a while it look like a snow globe.

**sweatyhat** · September 17th, 2011, 05:20 AM

Bought a fresh, unsliced, warm from the oven loaf of really nice bread from a small independent bakers yesterday.
I cut it into thick doorsteps and made toast, ensuring the butter was applied as soon as the toaster popped so it melted through its golden brown exterior.

Mmmm, perfect.

Why is the crust always sharp as razorblades? The corners of my mouth get chafed and sometimes bleed.
Never puts me off second helpings though.

**ubu_roi** · September 21st, 2011, 08:59 PM

I'm tired of seeing people's asses. There's a reason it's called a waistband and not a below-the-buttocks band. Of course it's usually a guy or a really unattractive woman sporting the ass cleavage. Jeez.

September 17th, 2011, 05:20 AM	#119
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,858 Times in 10,563 Posts	Quality Bread Injuries Bought a fresh, unsliced, warm from the oven loaf of really nice bread from a small independent bakers yesterday. I cut it into thick doorsteps and made toast, ensuring the butter was applied as soon as the toaster popped so it melted through its golden brown exterior. Mmmm, perfect. Why is the crust always sharp as razorblades? The corners of my mouth get chafed and sometimes bleed. Never puts me off second helpings though. __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; September 18th, 2011 at 10:40 AM..

September 21st, 2011, 08:59 PM	#120
ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	I'm tired of seeing people's asses. There's a reason it's called a waistband and not a below-the-buttocks band. Of course it's usually a guy or a really unattractive woman sporting the ass cleavage. Jeez. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,963 Times in 2,218 Posts	Can spiders build a web in zero gravity? What happens if you fart in a spacesuit ? What do WoodChucks do when they come across MDF?